Chrollo: Why are you so small?
Kalluto: I'm baby
Chrollo: Wow! You're doing me a fascinate!
James: Hey what are your adjectives?
Remus: Do you mean my pronouns?
James: No, I already know your pronouns. What are your adjectives?
Remus: Errr, I don't know. What are yours?
James: ✨ Noisy and Chaotic ✨
Remus: I've never had anything go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
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Kikyo: I'm not scared of you
Silva, towering down on her: Really, then why is your heart beating so fast
Kikyo, not looking at him: . . . . . because you're kind of hot
Zuko: * Holding their baby *
Zuko: Katara! I think the baby's hungry
Katara, from another room: How do you know?
Zuko: Because he's digging his face into my chest and getting fussy because he's not finding anything
Sesshomaru: All of Rin's snacks are organic
Inuyasha: That's cool, Shippo eats candy off the floor sometimes
Suki: You've never had a snowball fight before?
Azula: No. How does it work, is there like a point system or is it to the death?
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My husband said to me that last night he dreamed that I was cheating on him with his ex-girlfriend, so after thinking it over for a while, I decided to finally cheat on him with his ex-girlfriend. Because I want all his dreams to come true!
Haseki Hürrem Sultan, being done with her abusive husband and falling in love with Mahi
Toph: Hey Zuko, Katara said they're selling knives that are pink, purple, and blue, at the market
Zuko: Cool, did you buy one?
Toph: No, I'm just telling you since your bi and you like to have knives
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Leorio, to Gon and Killua: From the minute I met you two, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing you guys were safe.
Killua: So, we’re like asthma?
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Phinks: Why are Machi and Paku sitting back to back?
Shizuku: They had a fight.
Phinks: Why are they holding hands?
Shizuku: They get sad when they fight.
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6yro Narcissa: *walks by carrying baby Sirius*
Orion: She's been carrying that baby everywhere
Cygnus: I think it's cute
8yro Andromeda: Yeah, it's like she's a cat :D
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Aang: Katara and Zuko have sleepovers
Aang: In my bed
Aang: With me in it
Aang: :)
Kikyo, about Silva: God, I hate him
Zeno, without even looking up: You love him
Kikyo: I know
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Bali bey: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ’S’.
Matrakci: *looks over at Hürrem and Ibrahim arguing* Is it ‘sexual tension’?
Fuery: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ’S’.
Havoc: *looks over at Roy and Riza* Is it ‘sexual tension’?
Roy: Edward got sent home from school today.
Riza: Oh? Why?
Roy: They had to write a poem about an important female in their life, and, well . .
Ed *reciting poem*: She is beauty. She is grace. She will shoot you in the face.
Riza:
Riza: *tries not to tear up*