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You must learn to join the dance

@dyingroses / dyingroses.tumblr.com

welcome to my blog, i'm an artsy, geeky, dancer, b. '98, cisfem bi,with a range of interests, and i'm always here if you want or need to talk.
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Snitches get stitches but bystanders will get no medical attention and be left to bleed out with their open wounds unattended!

What I said when my sister told me not to tell on my coworker for yelling at children and I didn’t know how to talk to him about it without making it awkward for the rest of the year because we worked in the same tiny pullout room

#stuff#me#quotes#teaching#teachers#school#post
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Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

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weaselle

story time 

they used to give us 15 minutes to do the mile, which meant you could walk it and still qualify if you watched your pacing

one time we were doing the mile and my buddy (a japanese-american goth music nerd guy who wore fishnets and stuff to school) ran by me, huffing and puffing, which was weird because he usually did it in a half hour walk

i was on pace to finish in 14 minutes 30 seconds, walking in solidarity with my friends even tho i grew up playing all the sports and could have easily run it, because fuck school and fuck gym class in particular

Anyway i see my buddy (we didn’t hang out much in school but we grew up playing together because we lived on the same block) i see him go by hauling ass, high-key unusual, so i cranked up to a run, caught up to him, and asked him what the hell

So he tells me (in a gasping sort of way) that the gym teacher, a terrible bully who was always riding me and my friends, was once again giving him shit about never qualifying on the mile and my friend reminds him that he’s excused by a doctor, and the gym teacher basically called him a faker and threatened to fail him if he didn’t run

“so i got a couple of us witnessed that…. and now i’m gonna give myself a fucking asthma attack… because i’m fucking sick of this shit all the time… fuck that motherfucker… i hope i goddamn die on him”

the school wound up having to call an ambulance, he coughed up actual blood and passed out

the gym teacher got suspended over it, when he came back he stopped fucking with the un-athletic students. And my buddy didn’t even have to show up at all for gym class for the rest of the year. School legend

#stories#stuff#school#fuck school
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French teachers really had us doing the most random shit

I have had to write fairytales, essays about what animal I would be, a love letter as a character from a film . . . . My friend had to write an essay about how they would explain death to a child . . . . . . in French

#french#school#college#foreign languages#high school#post
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