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For most of human history, it probably seemed reasonable to most people that 2 of every animal could fit on Noah’s Arc due to only knowing local animals.
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Humans have highest ass to body ratio on earth and we ironically want them to be even bigger
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You’ve probably seen an animal on the last day of it’s life
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When you put a seatbelt on, you are wearing your car.
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For a word that isn’t meant to be used ‘fuck’ probably has more definitions than any other word.
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Something, at some point, has been the single most expensive thing you’ve ever purchased, and you may not have even realised.
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If ghosts haunt the places they died in, graveyards would probably be one of the least haunted places.
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Pizzas are cylinders, not circles
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It’s socially acceptable for a woman to wear her boyfriends clothes, but not generally the other way around
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Your car keys travel further than your car.
it's too bad there's a circumflex in “château” because otherwise we could make some clever jokes about “cat water”/ “water cat” :(
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People who don’t want to help refugees because “we have our own poor” are the same who don’t help “our own poor”.
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime or until overfishing and pollution result in catastrophic losses of fish populations
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Humans can’t even live in harmony between each other yet we think extraterrestrial contact would go well
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If you have 2 eyes then statistically you have an above-average number of eyes .
Hey so here are some thoughts:
So we sometimes assign difficulty levels base don how many people have done or can do something - but this comparative and competitive categorization of things can be harmful to self-esteem and take away the beauty an incredibleness of some things
Also I like how birth giving birth is not defined by this categorization bajillions of people have given birth and billions of people continue to give birth but it is still acknowledge to be hard as fuck
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The sky isn’t necessarily black at night, it just turns transparent