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You must learn to join the dance

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The famous Hawke's Eye

Jean Havoc: How do I even begin to describe Hawkeye?
Kain Feury: Hawkeye is amazing!
Rebecca Catalina: She has a found family and a rescue dog
Vato Falman: I hear her gun collection is insured for 10,000 dollars
Winry Rockbell: I hear she followed Mustang into the military!
Alphonse Elric: Her favorite book is The Hunger Games
Maria Ross: One time she worked with Major General Armstrong -
Denny Brosh: And the general told her she was excellent!
Roy Mustang: One time she tripped me because it was raining. It was awesome
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Silva: Well, Illumi, like any married couple, your mother and I fight sometimes. Sometimes she wins, sometimes I win, but usually we forget what we are arguing about and just have sex.
Illumi (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Silva: Look, the important thing is that we always end up on the same team.
Illumi: *nods sagely*
Silva: And in the same bed.
Illumi: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
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Zeno: Well, Silva, like any married couple, your mother and I fought sometimes. Sometimes she won, sometimes I won, but usually we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Silva (plugging his ears): La la la la…
Zeno: Look, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team.
Silva: *nods sagely*
Zeno: And in the same bed.
Silva: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
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