she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

gentle reminder

it’s okay, please take your time; everyone has their own timing - you’re making progress, so please try your best to be proud of yourself

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)

so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine

I stan ONE Karen

Disabled bodies are normal.

Disabled bodies are good bodies.

Disabled bodies deserve love and care.

Disabled bodies deserve respect.

Disabled bodies are not, have never been, and never will be ugly.

Weird memories

these hit me so hard with memories of elementary school, I got whiplash 

Today’s bird is: A hungry baby mockingbird stealing my pancakes

@bataleur

Here y'all go 

Never underestimate the power of a black man w/ a pair of clippers. NEVER.

I feel like they saved a life!

They did, he wouldn’t have made it through the next school day🤷🏿‍♂️

Who did that to him in there first place?

bruh. i think ign snapped

A quick google search shows that this is not an exaggeration.

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

Finding out you have a debilitating chronic illness…