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Older than dirt. Dean Deserved Better.
Fan of various quirky things, TOS Star Trek, Babylon 5, Supernatural, Firefly, Hitchhiker’s Guide, random SciFi shows, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, The Underbear (rawr) and other shenanigans.
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What if I said: Sam Control Freak Winchester? 🤔

1.01 Pilot:

Dean is using the computer and Sam immediately tries to boot him out of the way and when Dean says "No", Sam shoves him and his entire chair out of the way because HE has to be the one to type.

He smashes his foot into Dean's toe because he doesn't like how he talks to cops. He yanks Dean into a hotel room by the back of his coat. All of this in episode one. And what's the fandom analysis on episode one. "Dean forced Sam to go hunting with him in the Pilot".

Where.

1.02 Lawbitch: Forest Edition:

They are trying to find John. They think he's in the woods with some kind of creature. Dean wants to work the case like normal—visit the family of the victim like they would on any other case. Sam accuses him of "Cruising for a hookup" with someone he's never laid eyes on and knows absolutely nothing about and acts like running into the woods headfirst is the rational action and Dean is just some kind of sex crazed lunatic who can get a woman he's never met to instantly fuck him.

Sam gets into an obnoxious pissing contest with another hot head named Roy in the woods because Roy wants to be the leader and Sam doesn't like that.

1.03 Dead In The Water:

Dean is reading the news. A woman asks if he wants anything else in a flirty tone. Dean smiles back. Sam slides into the chair next to him and says "Just the check." Because Dean is not allowed to smile at women who are flirting with him.

Sam proceeds to accuse Dean of not caring about their missing father because Dean hasn't found another lead yet. Sam, who has supplied absolutely no leads on the location of their father, does care of course. Dean is just not trying hard enough to find yet another one and dared to take a break when the leads he did have dried up.

1.04 Phantom Traveler:

Sam belittles Dean's EMF meter. 😔

Sam orders Dean to calm down on the plane and instructs him on how to breathe.

1.05 Bloody Mary:

Sam uses Dean's money to bribe somebody, and when Dean objects, Sam says, "You won it in a poker game" as if that means his money has no meaning and Sam can just use it for whatever the hell he wants.

1.06 Skin:

Sam made Dean get up to go look at an alley at 5:30AM for no reason. 😔

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It’s not just being a control freak. It’s Sam demonstrating how much he believes that SAM is the “smart one” — and that is at least partly why Dean always says Sam is the brains, the smarter Winchester.

Sam never really knew his brother at all, and contributed greatly to Dean’s low self-worth and seeing himself as an expendable grunt.

I said what I said.

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dean: well im kirk, obviously, and cas is spock

sam: what? i wanna be spock

dean, armed with newfound knowledge of k/s: you can’t be spock, cas is spock

sam: why not?

dean: cas is spock, okay! you have to pick someone else. you can be bones. or uhura

sam: jesus, dean, if anyone cas is bones

dean: NO CAS IS SPOCK

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Sam is an idiot who has no Trek Sense - how tf could Cas be BONES? 

Obviously, Destiel = Spirk  Dean = Kirk Therefore Cas = Spock Q.E.D.

And because Hair + Bitchface Sam = TOS Chekov

Thank you for coming to my TREK talk….

Wow. Reblogging my old post because I’m amazed at my genius TED talk 😂

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Hey there, here’s a bit of non-angsty Supernatural Christmas fluff I wrote about 5 years ago. I’m going to post the link but then reblog and paste the full text. Reblogs on tumblr and Comments either here or on AO3 would make my day. I miss writing but my mojo is gone and I can’t fit in time to get back in the groove. And yesterday our internet crapped out. Probably won’t get it back until sometime after Christmas. Ho ho freakin ho.

Please read Freakin Mistletoe 🎄

It’s Christmas-time with the Winchesters, and Dean’s never seen so much freakin’ green stuff outside of what Sam shovels in his cake hole. Oh, and Jack? Yeah, he’s a bit....enthusiastic.

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Hey there, here’s a bit of non-angsty Supernatural Christmas fluff I wrote about 5 years ago. I’m going to post the link but then reblog and paste the full text. Reblogs on tumblr and Comments either here or on AO3 would make my day. I miss writing but my mojo is gone and I can’t fit in time to get back in the groove. And yesterday our internet crapped out. Probably won’t get it back until sometime after Christmas. Ho ho freakin ho.

Please read Freakin Mistletoe 🎄

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Hey there, here’s a bit of non-angsty Supernatural Christmas fluff I wrote about 5 years ago. I’m going to post the link but then reblog and paste the full text. Reblogs on tumblr and Comments either here or on AO3 would make my day. I miss writing but my mojo is gone and I can’t fit in time to get back in the groove. And yesterday our internet crapped out. Probably won’t get it back until sometime after Christmas. Ho ho freakin ho.

Please read Freakin Mistletoe 🎄

It’s Christmas-time with the Winchesters, and Dean’s never seen so much freakin’ green stuff outside of what Sam shovels in his cake hole. Oh, and Jack? Yeah, he’s a bit....enthusiastic.

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Hey there, here’s a bit of non-angsty Supernatural Christmas fluff I wrote about 5 years ago. I’m going to post the link but then reblog and paste the full text. Reblogs on tumblr and Comments either here or on AO3 would make my day. I miss writing but my mojo is gone and I can’t fit in time to get back in the groove. And yesterday our internet crapped out. Probably won’t get it back until sometime after Christmas. Surprise! It’s due to electrical issues. Ho ho freakin hoping that the house doesn’t burn down.

Please read Freakin Mistletoe 🎄

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Anonymous asked:

Do you believe Dean is emotionally repressed?

Dean isn’t emotionally repressed. I have a whole tag for Dean + Emotional Intelligence, started to refute this belief, actually. Like the time Dean talks to Sam in Provenance about his grief for Jessica. 

Someone who’s emotionally repressed doesn’t have the ability to talk to people like this (or make them feel better, like Dean did).

I also have some gifsets that specifically address this misconception. Like the time he talked to Cassie in Route 666 and very easily told her that she hurt him. 

Or the way he questions the morality of killing monsters. 

Here’s Dean talking to Sam about how he feels knowing he’s going to hell: 

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Or, here in 4.22 when Dean called up Sam to tell him he’s still angry but wants to work out their fight. 

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Here he is talking to Cas about being scared of his connection to Amara: 

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Here’s Dean talking to Sam about being scarred after Cas betrayed him

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which is, that’s some heavy duty emotional sharing right there. 

And here’s Dean talking about hell to Sam

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And here’s another set with some more examples. Dean talking about his feelings after John dies

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Or Dean telling Sam he’s not okay (another misconception that Dean never admits he’s not doing well)

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Or Dean telling Sam he’s scared of his powers

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which is another way we can see he’s not emotionally repressed. He understands himself, and when he doesn’t share, it’s a choice, not something he is incapable of. Dean is not emotionally repressed. There are some things he chooses not to share, like when it took him a long time to talk about hell. But it’s not because he’s unable to talk about his feelings, he just tends to be very careful with when and how (and with whom) he chooses to share. And even though he does share with Sam, he has a harder time not because he’s repressed, but because he believes it’s his job to keep a stiff upper lip for Sam. He tells Gordon this in 2.03

Which is not a sign that he’s repressed, he’s just been trained to take care of Sam, both emotionally and physically, over his own welfare, and this is fallout from that, early on especially. 

So, no, Dean isn’t emotionally repressed at all and I’m still surprised this misconception is floating around out there. 

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dustythewind

John trained him not to talk about that stuff, probably because he thought Dean did it too much.

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Remember when Cas told Dean that everyone he loves could be dead except for him and he’d have to watch him burn the world?

Yeah, that was neat.

I love the implication that Cas isn't going to do anything to stop Dean; he said he was just going to watch him.

"I was watching the place! First it started to fall over... and then it fell over."

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I love Castiel’s implication that Dean loves Cas and Cas knows it. But I’ve never seen/read/heard anyone acknowledge that.

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i know we've all made 8 million posts about this but like. they really took a character that sacrificed his own happiness multiple times, was suicidal for years, placed everyone's needs before his own and canonically wanted to retire, settle down and just live a normal little life but believed he could never have it......and they killed him in the end. a character that people saw so much of themselves in. a character that people loved so deeply for 15 years.....and they killed him and proved him right. what the actual fuck.

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Anonymous asked:

Gonna start saying dean is a redhead just be contrarian

Excuuuuuse me. Are you implying that me saying Dean’s hair is hazel is just me trying to be a CONTRARIAN????

gif of Dean saying "How dare you?" looking very offended. gif of Dean saying "How dare you?" looking very offended.
ALT

POINT 1: Brown is made of a combination of red, yellow/gold, and black
POINT B: Hazel is made of a combination of BROWN (ergo: red, yellow/gold, black) and GREEN. Its appearance is very sensitive to lighting!
POINT 3: THEREFORE, if Dean’s hair is BROWN, there should ONLY be the colors that make BROWN in it. If there is ANY GREEN in Dean’s hair, that mean’s Dean’s hair is HAZEL.
SO LET’S COLORPICK DEAN’S HAIR (sections circled)

OH LOOK YELLOW/GOLD, RED AND BLACK HIS HAIR MUST JUST BE BROWN THEN.

PSYCH BITCH IT’S GOT GREEN:

“But OP MAYBE it’s your SAMPLE. THE lighting in this specific PICTURE is interfering”

MORE PICTURES MORE GREEN, BITCHES

EDIT: “But OP, isn’t this all just SPN’s color grading???”

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I always thought of Dean’s hair as plaid. But now I’m a Hazel Hair Dean Believer.

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Anonymous asked:

in all these musings about jender, has anyone discussed the fact that dean did watch a clip of jensen in days of our lives in canon and thus confronted Jender Itself in its raw unadulterated form?

god you're so right. now i'm going insane thinking about jender and the french mistake because like....... the entire episode premise has sam and dean comparing themselves to the haunting traces of their alternate self. like they never actually MEET jared and jensen which i do think is both fascinating and key to what makes the episode really work — they just have to detangle, half-horrified half-in awe, what kind of impossibly easy life these strange half-famous men live. using like, context clues. the episode mostly focuses on sam in ways that are very funny and iconic as this post outlines but you're right there is also some SUPER fascinating stuff going on w/ dean's masculinity

dean is much more visibly disgusted than sam at everything that points to jensen and jared's "softness" — their actor-indulgences and their lack of hunting skills and their effeminised "male model" career and dumb little rich boy details like the fish tank in jensen's trailer. i feel sick. he's going to be sick! you already pay these two jokers enough money as it is! and like, of COURSE it's dean who notices that he's wearing makeup (it's always, always dean that has these too-eager jokes land — or not land? — at his expense; marcusantonius: how do we know dean is performing masculinity? because sam isn't) he traces his hand down his face and says, in horror, oh crap, i'm a painted whore. and it's funny! laugh track! the man written as the furious antithesis of femininity accidentally slips into it again (see dean manifesto) and theres a whole HOST of deeply complex and largely misogynistic associations bundled up there about dean’s relationships (both canonical and fanonical) with sex workers, but it's also like...... you are a man. you are a man. you are a straight man and you PRESS that embodiment of yourself into the world every day. and then suddenly you fall through a window and someone else has put makeup on your face. who the hell put makeup on your face? is it even still your face? do you look better with makeup on your face? it doesn't matter. you're a painted whore. this is not your life. wipe this life off your body, wipe the makeup off your face. get back home to kansas.

and then the days of our lives scene in the trailer! again this is so Much because if they wanted to poke fun at the actors' pre-spn careers... jared padalecki is RIGHT there. he was in gilmore girls (haha funny) playing a character named dean (haha funny) who was the love interest (fellas is it gay to be in a woman-centric romcom about mother-daughter affection). but there's no POINT in emasculating sam, there's no punchline. so instead we get days of our lives-era Jender

and he IMMEDIATELY slams the laptop shut. don’t like this universe, sammy. need to get out of this universe. this is the tipping point for both of them, the moment where it all cements. you were a pretty boy on a genre INEXTRICABLY tied up with an audience of women and by god that’s the final straw

IDK MAN like you're dean winchester and you crash into a strange new universe and a man who is not you is wearing your face. or at least you think he’s wearing your face — you never see him, and maybe it’s you who is wearing his face, industrial-strength foundation at all. and people pay you to look... pretty, soap opera lead pretty, male model sons of bitches pretty, network tv good-looking pretty. you’re not just rewarded for this, you’re swaddled in comfort for this. paid in weekly checks, not crumpled twenties. you feel sick. you’re a painted whore. you know you wouldn’t be happy here (you and sam aren’t even BROTHERS) but there’s some strange haunting young version of you living in another world’s computer who looks just past the camera with soulful romantic lead eyes and maybe you don’t know how to hold all that knowledge in you! maybe you just want to get back to where you can kill something clean and simple and not think about catching the right angle while doing it. you will never meet jensen ackles. if you met jensen ackles you would punch his lights out. probably. maybe not! he’s not a hunter, he just plays one on tv. jensen ackles is a man pretending to be a hunter and you hate him for it, but isn’t that all you are, too, at the end of it?

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Jensen truly is the biggest Dean fan. Reading through the tweets from today's Jensen and Danneel panel, a summary of the Dean parts of it (and Dean seems to have been a major portion of the talk on this panel): Jensen "don't take Dean away from me" Ackles, Jensen wanted more Purgatory, Jensen "Robbie's my favorite writer" Ackles and how much Robbie wanted to write more Dean, they call the process where Jensen makes suggestions on Robbie's Dean narration on TW as "the Deanerator," or "the Dean machine," and when Jensen was worried if he messed it up, Robbie kept saying "no, you made it more Dean," Jensen saying it was "CATHARTIC" for him to play Dean again in the big emotionally meaty exposition scene, Jensen saying he likes being needed and being asked for input about WWDWD, and how much he enjoyed that Dean is the one who does the info drop that it's an alt universe, after antis (he didn't use that word, my word) kept raging about how this was "ruining" the spn canon, "It's an alternate universe, SUCK IT."

It's so clear, how happy is having this kind of input and control over Dean, Dean means so much to him, and everyone who judges him for that and says he has no rights to care about HIS OWN CHARACTER, that he played for 15 years, and then knew the ending wasn't right and so he couldn't get Dean out of his head, need to take all the seats. Sit at the back. Or leave the theater. Dean matters and Jensen cares.

**Thank you to all the live-tweeters, there's no video-ing allowed at CR6.

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This needs more notes/views

Ditto on the THANK YOU to the live tweeters and photo-sharers for being ears and eyes to we who could not be there 🙏♥️♥️♥️

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