Dust and Grave

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

The Good Ending

i can’t stop watching this

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

Scooby fan or not, you have to admit the backgrounds in Zombie Island looked amazing <3 

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

Love this so much

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

LGBT Person: "I lost friends when I came out as LGBT."

Trump Supporter: "And? You can't force people to be your friend. If you're living a lifestyle that goes against their beliefs, they have every right to stop being your friend. You have your freedom, and they have theirs. So stop complaining."

Trump Supporters: "I can't believe people don't want to be my friend anymore when they find out I'm a Trump supporter. People are so hateful. How did this happen?"

Also Trump Supporters: "Women don't want to fuck me just because I think If I get them pregnant I have control of their body. This is so unfair."

Watching this review of a restaurant in rural Minnesota that was a combination restaurant and haunted house. It had Frankenstein, Dracula, and other monsters just wandering around. All of the monsters had their own lairs you could eat in, too

This is from 1977, the year Dino's Other World opened; it burnt down in 1981, according to the uploader, and the ground is now a waste treatment tank

"There are creatures lurking around...that startle you."

"Ugh, I wish I could've been at Woodstock."

Well I wish I was getting beset by Draculas while eating an affordable burger in rural Minnesota in 1977. We are not the same

Me: WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS??? *reads further* Oh, because it burned down when I was 3.

BORN TOO LATE!!! (Also. Monticello is not rural; it's a reasonably sized town on the Interstate between Minnepolis and St Cloud.

Afaik Monticello was a lot smaller at the time (under 3,000 residents in the 1980 census, versus 14,000 today). Or at least I remember someone saying that about this where I found it

That building! Everything was authentic Victorian era fixtures & decor. Of course it made a perfect haunted house.

It's clear the owners thought their operation through: the monsters never talk, never jump scare anyone, avoid children unless approached. I love the way they interact with guests.

There's no way those blatant copyright violations would fly today. I'm surprised they got away with it in 1977. Or maybe somebody at Universal did notice by 1981 and instead of a franchised Dino's in every city the owners complied with the Cease & Desist via arson?

Awww shit yall know what it is

Why bird do this?

Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.

If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.

No fucking way

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

LMFAO

really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

a woman on the internet just said men are trash so i guess the only choice left for me is to become a neonazi. patriarchy hurts men too, but not as bad as the famously powerful and mainstream online leftist faction.

several women online said they are tired of living in a rape culture and they wish men would stop raping women. i've never raped anyone and i think rape is bad, but what's worse is how i feel individually bullied by this claim. why would women do this to me? why can't they be nicer? why can't you smile, honey? don't women realize if they keep talking about rape and rapists i might get sad and be forced vote against their civil rights? joe rogan would never hurt me like this.

A million and a half people replied with this, which I appreciate:

Source

a graph based on my observations

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

YES.