star-crossed brothers

Feelings tonight

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

Tiny Omens!

bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

sexual attraction? you mean the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

“why would you write fics for small, unpopular fandoms? you’re not gonna reach that many hits in fandoms not many people know about” ?? because I’m not writing fics for hits or kudos, I’m writing them for me because these characters are my blorbos and I have so many ideas, so much thoughts about them that my brain might explode if I don’t write them out.

can you all tell me and be haters for a bit

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

everyone who is yelling at me in the tags for saying this is scary, and telling me it is not scary, I'd like to understand why you are lying. please send me a report explaining why you are lying for me to read by next monday. thank you

Would you trust Linda Selb with your food ? (Part 2)

Mleeehhh

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

I’ve made a mistake

OKAY

well he believes me now!

ABORT ABORT ABORT

they need to invent a university building that isn't always fucking freezing

I need someone to edit the "Chantal heul leise" but it's Lindner

some well-meaning alloros i've talked to have said that being aro must be so nice cuz you don't have to deal with all those complicated romantic feelings. unfortunately, they fail to account for just how bent out of shape i am capable of getting about *platonic* feelings.

official aromantic post

long distance relationship