did you know that hedgehogs?

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

obsessed with all of these

Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.

This was supposed to be for WAR?

Procedural dance animations with:

https://github.com/keijiro/PuppetTest

mutuals do this

d..d...do you w-w-wanna 👉👈😳😳😳 do you wanna....😔😔😔 do you wanna...............come over and eat concrete with me 👉👈🥺

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

okay wow, unfollowing now. i knew that she murdered people for money but i had no idea that she didn’t respect the withered ancient corpse brought here by a clown

i learned that there is a group of wolves in British Columbia known as “sea wolves” and 90% of their food comes from the sea. They have distinct DNA that sets them apart from interior wolves and they’re entirely dedicated to the sea swimming several miles everyday in search of food (x)

Just one girl’s opinion but you can never spend too much time outside or smoke too much weed or use too much garlic or say I love you too much. There’s no such thing

[soft awoo]

context:

"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

olny one survived

Thats his victory dance

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.