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murder husbands? wtf is that?

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Ignoring SPN canon fuckery since 2013. duckyboos on ao3
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I feel like collectively we’ve gone a bit soft on Cas and have forgotten about how certifiably insane the dude is. He pushed Meg down into the holy fire and walked over her like a fucking bridge. He carved a banishing sigil into his own damn chest. He consumed the souls in purgatory and became god. My man is batshit. My man is hot. My man does NOT!! fuck!! around!!

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ballistamoon

Thinking about “Bitch Better Have my Money”. What are they doing? Have they killed anyone lately? How was their honeymoon? Where did they go?! How do they like their castle?

I need to know.

They're back from their honeymoon; Dean has sunburn across the bridge of his nose and is quite a lot more bow-legged than usual. None of the staff except for Mrs. C are brave enough to point it out.

Since they got back, they've already had multiple arguments about the fairy lights in the grounds. Cas wants them taken down, Dean wants them left up. Gabriel is still taking bets on how long it takes them to throttle each other (he's giving them two weeks, Dean's own bet is a little more ambitious at 24 days).

Cas finally kills that drug dealer, y'know the one who made a crude joke about Dean's ass a while back. Since being with Dean, Cas has started to be a little more inventive with his kills ("Gunshots to the back of the head are such a fucking cliché, Cas. Do you wanna be a mobster cliché? I haven't married into the Corleone crime family have I? You gonna start wearing cotton balls in your cheeks and gesticulating?") So, for this one, Cas positions the guy in a cheese-wire noose and kicks the chair out from under him. As the guy is making some pretty gross gurgling noises, Dean walks in and tells Cas: "You shoulda glued his hands to his head, then when the cheese-wire decapitates him, it'll look like he ripped his own head off."

Cas hadn't even considered that.

The builders are just about to finish the work on the castle and Dean is unbearably excited about the whole thing (except, it's not really all that unbearable, 'cause Cas loves making Dean talk excitedly about all the things he's gonna do to the place: "Thrones, Cas, thrones!!")

Cas draws the line at a moat though. Even though he could totally get planning permission if he wanted to.

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cassielshalo

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And when CAS shines in hand to hand combat it is in the defensive techniques. He is THE Shield of God after all. Evading and using his opponents body momentum against them. The shoulder throw for Sam was perfect.

Subtle reminders that Castiel is a weapon of God, as The Shield he is a defensive weapon by divine design. The other side to this coin is Dean, also a weapon of God. As The Sword he is an offensive weapon by divine prophecy. I have been screaming about this for nearly a decade.

The Sword and The Shield. Oh. The. Possibilities. Think about that.

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