Mediocrity at it's finest!

i love using this website as god intended: barely post anything yourself, reblog everything

Ok idc the take where both Stanley and the Narrator are fucked up video game beings made by some computer who want to get out is my favorite take ever. I want them to enter the real world and have not a fucking clue about anything that’s going on. Stanley looks like he’d eat those faux apples you find in all the furniture stores. He and the Narrator communicate like they always do which scares the shit out of everyone because to them this short old guy is just arguing with himself. The Narrator is convinced that water will kill him.

go have some fun

Outdoor cat owners

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

super mario sunshine

The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making

hey wanna know a secret

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yeah what is it

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nothin there

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

i will never experience this beuty

don't lie pjackk

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

life is roblox

block tales ocs :] one on the left is a stand-in for the protag, the other is an npc and they are lovers ! left's name is Hiro right's name is Chainmail

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore