drumlincountry reblogged
a vampire is basically a kind of machine that turns blood into guilt
a vampire is kind of like what would happen if you took someone's insecurities about being a leech on all their friends and rather than saying "don't think that about yourself, it's irrational and not true" you instead said "yep. that's basically the situation. cope ig."
a vampire is a creature that's mostly just an average person with the normal amounts of needs and flaws and traumas and etc except for the fact that if she slips up and has a bad day it's not an apology text she needs to send out but a body she needs to bury
#And it rules!!!!#Vampires#Also sometimes a vampire is someone who is forced to really really really really understand#That they will choose to survive. No matter what that requires they do.#A vampire is a creature who has to eat to live. And wants to live.#And will be destroyed psychologically by that fact ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶