We are so lightly here

(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world

(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world

(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.

Reblog if you're a partially muscled skeleton screaming for 30 seconds by the perimeter fence on November 14th

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/a-matter-of-principles/

If you aren't sure which side of this issue you support, give this article a read. The TLDR is that the New Zealand government pretty much wants to throw out the original treaty with Britain which recognized the Maori as the rulers and stewards of the land and thus integral in the shaping of their governance. They want to relegate Maori peoples to simply being a minority on their homeland like America, Canada, and Australia have - regardless of any treaties the governments may have signed with the original inhabitants and rulers of the land

This intriguing 1st Century CE marble statue, discovered in Villa Ludovisi, Rome, depicts a child playing with a mask. The craftsmanship reveals a playful and humorous side of ancient Roman art, capturing a moment of innocence and joy.

[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]

losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all

This is so funny because of how long a chain of telephone it is. The starting point is that grapefruit juice SPECIFICALLY can interact negatively with several mental health medications (notably, not amphetamines). Then this tumblr post* and MULTIPLE NEWS ARTICLES got popular, stating that consuming anything acidic (including vitamin C) within an hour of taking your ADHD meds would render them ineffective. In reality, a large dose of vitamin C taken directly with an amphetamine-based ADHD medication has the potential to cause a minor dampening effect, but has no effect on other ADHD meds. 

These presumably got filtered/combined into the idea that vitamin C is bad to take with ANY mental health meds, which then got turned into the idea that if you have mental health problems, scurvy may be right for you!

also turned into the myth that citrus nullifies HRT

if ur depressed you know what would help? scurvy

Bleeding from gums and old wounds 🤤

Ivan Pokidyshev Silence, 2023 Oil on canvas.

[ID: Oil painting of a man and woman reaching for each other, intimate, luminous. Their skin glows as if lit from inside; their hair, clothes, and background are dark. The woman, on the right bows her head and reaches one arm over her own head to cup her jaw, covering her mouth and chin. Her other hand reaches for the man's waist. The man, on the left, rests one hand on the woman's forehead, tipping it down slightly so he rests his chin on the top of her head. Their eyes are closed. End ID]

whether its astrology, racial-character theories, alpha male ontology, or attachment-style shit, people want ONE thing: systems. they want to build and apply systems. they want to construct mental contraptions filled with categories, relations, rules, and consistency. the people want math; the people want algebras.

Ugh. I hate the current political climate. Trump is trash. I miss when we had REAL, GOOD presidents like *opens up a history book* umm... *keeps flipping* uhh... *frantically searches* oh Jesus oh god

Jesus Christ can you imagine booktok content for actually good or interesting books? The Secret History ones would be like “POV: you’re new to the polycule and everyone wants to break up with one of the OG members in the most dramatic way possible +++++ dark academia vibes”

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

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a vampire is basically a kind of machine that turns blood into guilt

a vampire is kind of like what would happen if you took someone's insecurities about being a leech on all their friends and rather than saying "don't think that about yourself, it's irrational and not true" you instead said "yep. that's basically the situation. cope ig."

a vampire is a creature that's mostly just an average person with the normal amounts of needs and flaws and traumas and etc except for the fact that if she slips up and has a bad day it's not an apology text she needs to send out but a body she needs to bury

it’s been a tough week (i’ve just survived monday)