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this is a super’d natural blog go away • 20's • he/him + she/her +/ mirror pronouns • it is my god-given boygirl right to call old men babygirl
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sesamie

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

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zeitghost

[ordering from a new york city deli]

hi, um, can i get a man?

yeah, man, awright. tits or no tits?

no tits. and, uh, hold the top surgery scars.

hold the- AY TONY! WE GOT A MAN WITH NO TOP SURGERY SCARS?

[voice from back] A MAN WITH TITS?

NAH, NO TITS, NO SCARS.

[voice from back] NO TITS AND NO SCARS? WHAT IS THIS GUY, FUCKIN’ STUPID?

YOU HEARD TONY GO GET OUTTA LINE

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any time you find yourself believing there’s a secret version of anything you must take a step back and ask yourself. did i take my meds today. this is of course untrue for supernatural

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liberals are like i want a democrat to win so i don’t have to feel guilty about violence done to racial minorities by the state. but if a republican wins i hope they kill all the minorities i don’t like

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pitbolshevik

never trust a tme trans person who makes being afab like a central part of their identity

if you see the phrase "afab solidarity" or posts about how butch lesbians and trans men are kindred spirits that pointedly ignore the existence of transfem butch lesbians you need to run without looking back

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desperately imagining rowena hanging out with dean in season fifteen. "yeah i also had a baby who i hated but then felt kinda bad about it when he died. cheers!"

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log6

unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them

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