Hello! Gaze upon this thing I found in my google drive that's apparently been sitting there since I was 14!
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Frisk was a beautiful, gentle child with no flaws to speak of. Their chocolate brown hair curled gently, falling to their shoulders in light, perfect waves. Because Frisk was perfect.
However, despite being the Best Person™, Frisk’s life was far from being as perfect as they were. (Did I mention that they were perfect?)
You see, every single person who had ever come within forty feet of Frisk hated them for no adequately explained reason. It wasn’t just some garden variety, low level dislike, either. No, all of humanity utterly despised Frisk. Frisk had been subject to three assassination attempts in the last week alone. Teachers punished them for doing well on assignments. Other children hurled feces at them on a regular basis.
Despite this, Frisk was kind to every person they met. They gave their pocket money to homeless people, they helped little old ladies cross the street, they offered their umbrella to random strangers.
Because, you see, Frisk was perfect.
One day, Frisk’s parents took them to mt. Ebott and left them there. On their way out, they kicked some kittens, just to establish how evil they were. Because they were evil. I am a great writer with very nuanced characters, you see.
Because Frisk was too much of a fucking idiot to realize that their parents had just abandoned them, despite already having been established as a smart kid and their parents having literally said it to their face, they decided that their parents must have brought them here so they could climb the mountain! Alone! Because that’s a totally normal thing, leaving your kid alone on a mountain!
Turning their blood red eyes to mt. Ebott’s peak, (what disease does this kid have) Frisk resolved to reach the top!
They were filled with DETERMINATION. (Something that they will be filled with at least five more times in this chapter alone)
Determining their way up the mountain determinedly, Frisk set out.
To adventure!