IRENE BELSERION

REBLOG THIS IS YOU LOVE HER!! I MUST KNOW IF THERES ANYONE OUT THERE WHO LOVES HER AS MUCH AS I!!!!!!!!!

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~Neinhart

*expplosion in the background, Neinhart slides in front of Irene smashing an electric guitar* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screamo*

~Neinhart

*juliet and Heine come out on either side of Irene on one knee with shades and flamethrowers*

*the four heraldry knights appear behind them playing heavy metal music*

No

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart

How many are from Wahl or Serena?

1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

~Neinhart

One was trying to make you keep wearing that tacky fashion horror because Invel bet him you wouldn’t wear it for another month, the other was exploiting your vanity to sell you food

WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

~Neinhart

Humble huh?

~Irene

Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

~Neinhart

(She doesn’t and neither does anybody else)

I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

~Irene

I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

~Neinhart

So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

~Irene

You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

~Neinhart

Which one should we bless with our presence today?

~Irene

The capture of erza

LADY IRENE LADY IRENE! I HAVE FULFILLED MY MISSION

~Neinhart

Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

~Irene

It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

~Neinhart

Well… Where is she?

~Irene

In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

*the two enchanted beings drag in flare corona*

BEHOLD. THE ONE AND ONLY ERZA SCARLET

~Neinhart

FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

~ Flare Corona

SILENCE ERZA

~Neinhart

*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

-Irene

Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

~Neinhart

*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

~Irene

* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

~Neinhart

*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

~Irene

LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

~Neinhart

*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

~Irene

WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

~Neinhart

…

~Irene

*blush* ..fine…

~Irene

*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

~neinhart

Briefing of Henchmen

Alright everyone, take your seats. We have a big task ahead of us and- JULIET WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP PULLING ON MY HAT!!!

~Irene

fine… *stomps over to seat and sits down aggrivated*

~Juliet

*heine, the four heraldry Knights and neinhart take their seats*

Alright now that you’re all finally here we can start. I’m sure you all are well aware of the fact that Acnologia has been nothing but a nuisance and complete inconvenience to all of us. We must get our revenge on him for all he has done.

~Irene

LETS KILL EM

~four heraldry Knights

Whatever

~Heine

*wakes up from a nap* WHATS GOIN ON HERE

~Juliet

*muttering to himself* My god she looks amazing when she is plotting a murder

~Neinhart

Uuuum did you say somthin boss???

~ dufis of the four Knights

WHAT!?NOTHING!

~Neinhart

*enchants the chain holding the chandelier up above the table to break sending the chandelier crashing to the table* *stands up sending chair flying backwards, slams hands on table* COULD YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!

~Irene

WEEEE *being flung back

~Juliet

Whatever

~heine

You have both my attention and my heart my lady

~Neinhart

Man he has it bad for the enchantress

~mowron of the four Knights

Bigtime

~Stupit of the four Knights

*under breath* Oh my god… *rubs head due to henchmen induced migrane* Okay… Juliet, Heine, I need you and the Four Heraldry Idiots to go and seek out Acnologia’s current whereabouts. I will contact you in two days expecting an exact location. If you do not complete this task within that time and fail to provide me with the information needed, I believe you know exactly… what will be done. Neinhart I expect you to locate every guard and obstacle that could possibly get in our way and slow us down. Do not. Disappoint me.

~Irene

SIR YES SIR *the knights March out*

~ four heraldry knight

*juliet and heine rush to carry out her plan*

As you wish…. *eyes turn black* m'lady hehehehehehe

~Neinhart

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Oh so that’s where Natsu went..

The capture of erza

LADY IRENE LADY IRENE! I HAVE FULFILLED MY MISSION

~Neinhart

Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

~Irene

It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

~Neinhart

Well… Where is she?

~Irene

In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

*the two enchanted beings drag in flare corona*

BEHOLD. THE ONE AND ONLY ERZA SCARLET

~Neinhart

FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

~ Flare Corona

SILENCE ERZA

~Neinhart

*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

-Irene

Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

~Neinhart

*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

~Irene

* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

~Neinhart

*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

~Irene

LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

~Neinhart

*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

~Irene

WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

~Neinhart

…

~Irene

*blush* ..fine…

~Irene

*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

~neinhart

No

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart

How many are from Wahl or Serena?

1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

~Neinhart

One was trying to make you keep wearing that tacky fashion horror because Invel bet him you wouldn’t wear it for another month, the other was exploiting your vanity to sell you food

WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

~Neinhart

Humble huh?

~Irene

Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

~Neinhart

(She doesn’t and neither does anybody else)

I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

~Irene

I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

~Neinhart

So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

~Irene

You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

~Neinhart

Which one should we bless with our presence today?

~Irene

No

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

~Neinhart

He’s taking advantage of that and making you look like a moron

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

~Neinhart