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Hiya! I'm Jemima. DC Trash. Lover of (bad) puns. My header was created by @the-jedi
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I want to believe that when the rogues get together everyone who has a doctorate just shuts the Riddler out despite him being, “the smartest person” in Gotham. But I also think they actively remind him that an Elseworlds version of him has a doctorate but not him which makes it 10x better like:

Eddie: “C’mon guys I’m the smartest person here”

Ivy: “Sorry Riddler, you don’t have a doctorate. Oh wait, you do. Just not you. So I guess you’re not the smartest Riddler either...”

Eddie: “Then why is Dent there!”

Harley: “He’s an Esquire! it’s close enough”

Dent: “The only Riddler that’s allowed here is the one with the doctorate”

#edward nigma#the riddler#poison ivy#harley quinn#harvey dent#pamela isley#gotham
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Batman Villain’s Henchman Healthcare Plans

Joker: he has the best healthcare plan and dental. It's only because he wouldn't have any henchmen without it
Harley Quinn: ofc she has a healthcare plan. Her henchman are her friends
Poison Ivy: nope. She uses her poison lips on gross men to get free labour
Scarecrow: he is the healthcare plan. He 10/10 experiments on his henchmen and if they live it's a miracle
Riddler: he's too narcissistic to care about anyone other than himself. Nope
Mad Hatter: only for henchman that have kids. It's a family plan
Bane: yes except for the Dark Knight Rises Bane
Mr. Freeze: sure, he feels a little hurt about his wife though
Penguin: he does mainly because he's using a bar as a front but also as an incentive. The longer, more loyal, and the more promotions they get means a better healthcare plan
League of Assassins: they probably have in-house doctors better than any healthcare plan
Condiment King: he puts rebate checks at the bottom of a vat of ketchup and if his henchman can find it - he'll sign it
#batman#joker#harley quinn#poison ivy#scarecrow#mr. freeze#penguin#batman villains#ra al ghul#the riddler#bane#condiment king
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