Paper batbros

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

Based on this clip from the 60s Batman

Bruce: Dickie…old chum… I have some books i’d like you to read. *hands him books on logic and problem solving*

Dick: Ok, B! 😊✨

The humor of the show is that they are being serious but I can’t help seeing Bruce humoring his kid’s dumb answers. Dick is like 8< *serious face* and Bruce is like 🥹 “yes precisely. It’s the only possible meaning”

I can’t do it, Alfred. I’m not strong enough.

ryan gosling this. ryan gosling that. margot robbie made barbie what it is. she OWNED it. put respect on her name

This scene of Bruce being a good dad and teaching his kid to cross the road safely 😌

I did say I wanted to redraw a bunch of 60s Batman scenes, didn’t I?

Dinah in Green Arrow #2

surprised nobodys drawn the Barbie Movie characters and their Lego Movie counterparts… i had to be the one to do it

my unpopular opinion is i don’t think dick and damian as a father-son duo is interesting.

as brothers? as dick stepping into a role that he can’t actually fill and learning that sometimes being what a child needs is acknowledging that you can’t be all they need, but still try your best? as two people who aren’t alike in practically any way but can still look across the room and into each other’s eyes and think, after all they’ve been through together, that “there is no me if there’s not you”? to disappoint each other and still love each other all the more? to fulfill a part of each other that you didn’t know existed, because you needed them to grow? as you’re my brother, you’re my brother, i choose you, i can leave because that’s something brothers can do, but i won’t, because i choose you? as always being the most important person to someone, of being capable of hurting them more than anyone else, as never wishing to, as somehow always doing it despite never wishing to? as you believed in me? as i was waiting for you and i just didn’t know it? as there is no me if there’s not you?

so, as brothers? yeah.

I’ve had Sailor Moon on in the background all week while I work, so when I saw Clark’s magical girl transformation on My Adventures With Superman I was like, ‘yep, time for a quick style mashup.’ XD

I firmly believe that Jason Todd was the scrawniest Robin by a very wide margin (he was both short and a beanpole) he earned the nickname Little Wing by literally being a spec of a child.

Sure, all the robins were small (they’re kids) but Jason was notably scrawny.

This is why basically no one saw it coming that he was Red Hood. My man died, fucked off for four years, experienced puberty and came back 14 inches taller and built like a fridge.

Harley Quinn and Ivy by Talt Lo

The fact that these two also fought over who is Bruce’s bff is *chef’s kiss*

the chris pine thing is so funny

like here's chris pine living his absolute best life reading books and loving film and definitely not writing erotica and he's dropped into a movie that seems like it's going to be fine like you've got florence pugh and former boy band superstar harry styles and nick kroll (??) and shia labeouf (?????) but whatever it's fine olivia wilde is directing except whoops she falls in love with harry styles and pisses off her boyfriend (ex boyfriend) who's been having his post-snl renaissance with an apple whatever tv show and so then olivia gets served custody papers while she's on stage at a film convention and then it turns out florence pugh is actually friends with jason sudeikis and was going to cameo on ted lasso because florence's ex (zac braff???) was directing some of it and here's chris pine and living his best life but he's in a movie where the director is dating the male lead and the female lead isn't talking to the director because of the everything and then shia laboeouf leaves the film and it's probably because he's a pos and the director implies it's because he's a pos but then shia posts a vague video showing olivia wilde calling florence pugh miss flo and it's from month's ago over nothing but it's chaos and it's the venice film fest and you're chris pine and you're trapped in venice with these people and harry styles kisses nick kroll on the lips and harry styles is saying the movie is a movie that feels like a film like a real film and florence pugh is fucking gone and it's just you and then harry styles spits on you (????) and it's caught on film and you're chris pine and all you wanted was to be in a movie and write some erotica on the side