Bedhead
I maintain that the nightmare before christmas is a Christmas movie (not a Halloween movie). It starts when Halloween ends & the entire thing is about celebrating Christmas. The title is even a play on a classic Christmas poem… People still try to say it’s a Halloween movie?? Like, sorry, no.
I think I’m addicted to buying video games (so I’m broke) but I still need Zelda echoes of wisdom and Mario and Luigi brothership 😤
I ordered one of those projector thingies off the tik tok shop for me room somewhat absentmindedly and the first thing my bf says is “we can watch porn on it!”
Where are all the dick pics in my inbox though
And thank you to everyone who changed that lol
Where are all the dick pics in my inbox though
Can we just acknowledge that I’m rubber and you’re glue and everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?
I js got two big bags of candy for Halloween from my neighbours (They’re so nice! Aaahgg!!) here’s one of the bags:
Lesbian pumpkin
Gay pumpkin
Bi pumpkins
It’s an lgbtq+ pumpkin bag
Why does the lesbian pumpkin have a stem up her ass??
*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
Zombies have a lot of time I think they can manage 12 swings
The Addams Family (1991)
That decision to always have her eyes lit like that was so iconic…
YORGOS TSIANTOULAS The Summer with Carmen (2023)
Goddamn…
JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
The Substance (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat
Is anyone on this website actually a real person lol