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I’m the Rhoda

@drewsayshi / drewsayshi.tumblr.com

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I maintain that the nightmare before christmas is a Christmas movie (not a Halloween movie). It starts when Halloween ends & the entire thing is about celebrating Christmas. The title is even a play on a classic Christmas poem… People still try to say it’s a Halloween movie?? Like, sorry, no.

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I think I’m addicted to buying video games (so I’m broke) but I still need Zelda echoes of wisdom and Mario and Luigi brothership 😤

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I ordered one of those projector thingies off the tik tok shop for me room somewhat absentmindedly and the first thing my bf says is “we can watch porn on it!”

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Where are all the dick pics in my inbox though

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Can we just acknowledge that I’m rubber and you’re glue and everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?

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reyna4ever

I js got two big bags of candy for Halloween from my neighbours (They’re so nice! Aaahgg!!) here’s one of the bags:

Lesbian pumpkin

Gay pumpkin

Bi pumpkins

It’s an lgbtq+ pumpkin bag

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drewsayshi

Why does the lesbian pumpkin have a stem up her ass??

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frot-vember

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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drewsayshi

Zombies have a lot of time I think they can manage 12 swings

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Is anyone on this website actually a real person lol

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