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Armin bday

Original avengers photo

by ひとみん

art republished with artist’s permission

How old even are you? Part 2/2

Part 1/2

Oh, poor Mikey. According to the good future comic, there isn’t even a reason for you to age like milk. I’m so sorry for your hair loss

I know there’s a lot of angst about the future timeline, but what if they’re all a little goofy silly about it lol

Also I bet that it’d be way funnier if Casey started getting really cryptic about the future. Like imagine how many pranks he could pull. Guy was taught by these ridiculous turtles who in turn were raised by Splinter, half of their lessons are just practical jokes and dares lol

@cherry-blossom-consumer @dressycobra7 oh that last panel is done good dark humor

おじさん達のショタっ子時代

-Hello little child. You wants some cake? Vanilla or chocolate? Follow me, blow out the candles in the room where your friends are waiting for you

art by STUPIDDEAD SKULLHEAD

@mylenapony11 @dressycobra7

Feeding my lovelies this WIP of a ref while i prepare for Helene's visit~

Band!

Levi is helping your son to stand, his hands providing a secure hold on the baby's arms. As your son tries to stand straight on Levi's thighs, he giggles happily as he says "Mama"

Levi: No brat, it's papa.

Baby: (giggling) Mama.

Levi: No, say Paaaapaaa!

Baby: Maaamaa!

Levi: For fuck's sake... Dealing with kids needs patience.

Baby: Faaackssss

Levi: (eyes widening) Shit shit, don't say that!

Baby: Seet seet....

Just then you walk out of the kitchen with a feeder full of warm milk for your baby. He laughs happily as he claps seeing you. Levi's face is dark (Because you're the only one he's scared of).

Baby: Mama... Fak Seet...

You stop on your tracks. Levi's face darkens even more as he keeps holding your son on his thigh. You look at Levi as he gulps.

You: Did you teach my 1 and a half year old son the curse words?

Levi: I swear! I didn't mean the brat to learn! I just cursed instinctively.

You: Fine fine... I understand you... It's just that you'll sleep on the sofa for one week and will change your brat's diaper for one month straight.

You gently lift your son from Levi's arms, cradling him against your chest. The room is hushed, the only sound is the rhythmic suckling of the milk bottle. Levi's gaze fixed on his son and for a moment, his tough exterior cracks. His eyes soften, revealing vulnerability. As your son drifts into sleep, Levi's sigh carries a mix of weariness and tenderness.

Levi: I hope the brat's gonna forget the words when he'll wake up... Then no sleeping on the couch for me, ok?

You: (Smiling) Fine. But you still have to change his diaper through.

Levi: (kissing your cheek) That's just a lame excuse so that you won't have to clean his shit. Don't worry I'll do it myself. After all, I want my brat to be spotless.

Levi's touch is surprisingly gentle as he presses a soft kiss to your son's forehead. The room seems to hold its breath, as if aware of the rarity of this moment. Your child stirs slightly, but remains blissfully asleep. Levi's fingers deftly remove the milk bottle, and he cradles the little one against his chest. His eyes, usually sharp and vigilant, soften as he gazes down at the tiny face.

Levi: Let's have some romantic time between us while he's asleep.... The last thing I want him to know now is how to have sex......

I miss them

okay here you go fresh lovers

have an unused asset too

@mylenapony11 @dressycobra7

Think I finally have a design for him I'm happy with-

sasha braus cosplay lol

yes i carried around a potato yes people who didnt get it laughed at me

I drew this almost half a year ago but couldn't post it

What we must become

genre | fluff

word count | 3738

warning | minor lewd thoughts from wukong / potential ooc + not accurate to jttw​

note | annoying monkey man i was forced to study back in middle school came back hot?

The ripe peach in front of you looked suspicious. Even though you thought yourself hungry enough to eat the fruit in one bite, you held back and raised a brow at the monkey sitting cross-legged in front of you instead. 

The river stream flowed like it had never seen disaster once, and perhaps the bed of clear water really hadn't. You wouldn't know until you figure out where you are, which has proven itself to be a difficult feat. You have prioritized coming to terms with the fact that you’ve been transported inside a fictional story above all else. 

@sato-s-only-wife5107

Ok then...