Genuinely just the funniest Hazbin knowledge that has recently become known to me HAS to be that Lucifer is actually just a genuinely normal fucking height and he's just small by Hell's standards. He gets mocked for being short when he's literally just somewhere around 5'6 😭 it's not HIS fault earthlings keep dying and they come down there over 7 or even over 12 feet tall, that's CRAZY, I would be PISSED
Can you imagine dying and finding out you're like two feet taller than you used to be. You just get tipsy one night and tell Lucifer that he's not even that short and, actually, if you were the height you used to be, he'd be your exact height or maybe even a little taller. And you just, ruffle his hair and say he's still cute even if he's shorter than you or something, which, if anyone else did that he'd be really mad about it but, now he's got flushed red cheeks as he's suddenly obsessed with the idea of being swept up for a hug by your big strong arms and maybe smooching a little-
