⌞ϟ⌝ 'flash, flash !'

synopsis ○ flashing them, fem!reader

warnings: nsfw content, mdni !, swearing, kms joke

author's note ୨୧ anon request!

@brave-and-gentle @wintrrxxo @reinersluvrr @sundew199 @shingekinomyfeelings

why did he have to grow a beard, like he was so fine without it ??

Based on true story

I'd fuck the depression out of him

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement

who else on here tryna get dick from a fictional man

Can I complain just for a sec? Look I'm not one to sit here and complain about how someone chooses to write a character, because everyone is allowed to have their own interpretations, especially if it's for a certain AU or plot line, but good fucking lord I'm tired of the way majority of the JJK fandom writes their characters. Because here's the thing, you can do what you want with Toji, Sukana, Choso, Geto, Nanami and Gojo but damn could you at least put effort behind it??? I mean JJK has some of the most half-assed fics I've ever come across, there's no passion behind the writing, no love for the character they're writing about, just straight porn. And like I am an avid smut enjoyer but fuck dude it's so boring and bland?? No one is creative over there, not even a smidge of a storyline or plot, and Ik not all one-shots have to have plot but Jesus could y'all change it up a bit???

Idk, I like JJK, I do, there are some great characters from the anime but the fandom has completely turned me off from some of my fav characters and I rarely find myself looking for fics about them. Truthfully the JJK fandom is just full of ppl hopping on a bandwagon, cause as soon as the manga ended I haven't seen shit over on twitter 💀

Really what I'm trying to say is I'm kinda sad how the fandom for JJK doesn't have any "true" enjoyers, and it's frustrating because it oversaturates my timeline with half-assed fics and ooc one shots of characters. (again I don't really care about ooc but for this I do.)

Anyway, I'm just kinda annoyed, frustrated and disappointed with JJK and their disservice to characters from the show.

EDIT: also the way some people are so comfortable writing smut for Yuji, Megumi, Inamaki and Yuta is fucking gross. “They’re aged up 🙄” IDGAF THATS CANONICALLY A MINOR YOU FUCKING WERIDO?!??

Reblogs are appreciated 💜

hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today

you can’t fucking do this to me

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A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

This is also the fantasy behind all those old bodice-ripper romances that people today like to mock or call problematic, by the way.

“Oh, my next forty years are going to consist of nothing but washing dishes and keeping house and bearing children for the disdainful man I married right out of high school because my parents said college was for men and I had no other obvious life path open to me? What if a pirate captain thought I was worth stealing away from it all? [what if I ran away but no-one could blame me for leaving]?”

#I read an article a long time ago about a woman who was raised in an incredibly repressive conservative christian community#where all that mattered was purity and virginity etc #She talked about how for a long time rape fantasies were the only way she could derive any pleasure from sex #because she couldn’t feel safe exploring the idea of wanting sex #it wasn’t really ABOUT rape or eroticizing assault or whatever #it was about creating a scenario where she was free from the shame associated with wanting #i think this is true of a lot of icky-seeming stuff in romance and erotica #it’s an imaginary scenario where nothing you don’t really want actually happens #but you can’t be blamed or feel guilty for it #you didn’t do anything wrong#anyway that article changed my perspective a lot #i think there’s also something to be said for people who have felt ugly and undesirable their whole lives #enjoying fictional scenarios where a hot alpha werewolf or whatever is so attracted to them he ‘cant help himself’ or whatever #because it can also be really shameful to want to be desired #when you feel like youre ugly and gross ( @headspace-hotel )

#i had recently similar realization when stumbling into pit of y/n x character stories about “your dad’s handsome best friend”#it immediately introduces age gap where the man (usually) is middle aged and generally experienced#and y/n is a young adult at best but always exploring their sexuality for the first time#of course part of why this trope is popular is that teens tend to have crushes on adults#but I kept wondering why it has to be dad’s best friend until it hit me: it’s about safety#person who is your parents friend is a person who isn’t scum bc otherwise your parents would be friends with them#they’re safe and not a predator preying on young and impressionable like a groomer might#they’re your parents friend so they care about you too#which makes the fantasy at the same time spicy (age difference) and safe (dad’s bestie can’t hurt you)#idk it’s just interested how sometimes our brains try to justify things to us

@thirstyforred i hope you don’t mind me pulling up your tags because you’ve made a GREAT point which I think is also echoed in the following tropes:

While irl age gap relationships very much have the potential to be predatory, it is worth recognising why some people consider them attractive in fiction and what these fantasies help them explore.

I’m sorry to bring up HP, but let’s take Snape, for example, since I remember him being a massive hot commodity back on 2012 Deviantart. I heavily doubt that most tweens girls who had a crush on Snape would actually want to get on with their teacher - it was just a fictional crush which allowed them to explore their likes and dislikes in a safe environment (and also let this man move on from his high school crush, which is also fair because let’s be honest he NEEDS to let go of it.)

So yeah, this post does put a lot of tropes and kinks into perspective, which I think is important because one’s squick is another’s fantasy, and neither of these people are inherently more/less virtuous/problematic for liking or disliking it. Fiction is fiction. Real life is real life. What is cool in a book isn’t necessarily what you’d like to experience irl and vice versa, and it’s good to bear in mind that people’s experiences are different than yours and their takeaway from a piece of media might be different from yours.

This reminds me of that deep dive post about the Labyrinth and how it came out in a time when girls weren’t supposed to like anything to do with sex. Yet here is an attractive older gent offering to give you everything and be your slave if you say yes and run away from your crappy family

No shame saying this but i lowkey want to ride their nose.

hange zoë the things you do to me are crazy.

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This is for the lovely anon that asked me for Eren headcanons a while back. ♡

A/N: This is just MY interpretation of how I think Eren would be in a modern au.

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➻ Y'all know them dudes that be wearing hoodies even though it's hot asf outside? Yeah, that's Eren.

➻ I don't think Eren is the cool, popular, outgoing type. I think he's chill, kinda too himself, small close friend group, doesn't like to pretend or fake nothing.

➻ Eren isn't shy. He's just not the most talkative person to people he don't know like that.

➻ He 100% sits with his hoodie/sweatshirt over his mouth.

➻ Eren wears his hair up 95% of the time. He refuses to cut it because he likes it long even though he hardly wears it down because "it gets hot or it gets on his nerves".

➻ Eren isn't some kind of fashion guy. He prefers comfort over fancy clothes. He would dress nice for a date though.

➻ He loves when you buy heels or sneakers that match his.

➻ Eren can eat a lot of food in one sitting, and even though he doesn't work out as often as he'd like, he always somehow manages to stay in shape.

➻ He's actually a pretty good cook.

➻ He's a clean guy. I won't say he LIKES to clean, but obviously, he's not gonna live somewhere like a pig.

➻ Eren takes care of his hygiene, and he smells really good.

➻ Speaking of which, when you borrow his hoodie, he makes sure he sprays it with that cologne you always compliment.

➻ His love language is words or affirmation and physical touch, even if it's something subtle.

➻ Eren has a smart ass mouth. It'll definitely start problems if you also got a smart ass mouth.

how am i supposed to bounce on it when my back hurts. my knees hurt

Lowering down on it like