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⌞ϟ⌝ 'flash, flash !'

synopsis ○ flashing them, fem!reader

warnings: nsfw content, mdni !, swearing, kms joke

author's note ୨୧ anon request!

@brave-and-gentle @wintrrxxo @reinersluvrr @sundew199 @shingekinomyfeelings

Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

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@cherry-blossom-consumer

Being absolutely demolished by boops

in honour of the boopining two

Happy Halloween! Here's a quick Jean sketch! <3<3

There miiight be a Halloween surprise

it's free soup (x)

missing my deabies (dead babies)

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 !

© zekescherries 🍒

A little glimpse into one Hot Romantic Love confession from Our Monkey Prince, and his “Peaches” crass promise of devotion.. 👀

The Young Monkey Prince felt his body tremble with overwhelming lust as he, for the first time on his challenging journey.. totally lost control of his impulsive desires.. stalking towards his intended Mate, his companion, The Jade covered beauty with the vibrant Peach curls crowning her deceptively sweet and innocent face, as she merely stood in his path without a care..

Her jade-blue eyes devouring his visage as she bit her red lips between her pearly teeth.. before a gasp fluttered from her throat as he reached her, swiftly grabbing her waist and pulling her down into a desperate kiss.. hot and hungry as she melted into his firm grip.. surprising the Monkey Demon by matching his Desire as she deepened the Kiss, her hands caressing his furry cheek to tilt his head for a better angle..

He soon licked her lips, then without waiting for her response forced his tongue into her mouth, reveling in the feeling of swallowing her Moans.. it wasn’t until She had started trying to remove his shirt and belt that he finally broke out of his Lustfull trance.. Jumping back and landing on one of the ceilings support beams in the corner of the room.. panting and painfully erect.. his mind racing as he saw his Beloved fall to the floor from her weekend knees as she looked to him in complete confusion… and hurt..

Now that… that was painful.. to see her looking at him like that.. he never wants to see that expression on her face ever again… she said nothing.. her own mind desperate to understand what happened as she just watched and waited for him to explain himself.. The Destined One knew.. he didn’t have long before he lost himself to his Desires again, especially now that he’s had a taste of His beloved Peaches.. he knows there’s no going back now.

However.. that doesn’t mean he can’t do this right.. he carefully climbed down the beam and slowly approached his confused Mate, like a mortal would a wounded beast.. then knelt down infront of her, lifted one of her hands to his lips like she were a Queen as he whispered an apology against her skin, then carefully helped her to her feet before he stepped back and bowed his head, and per the old ways of the Demon kings, began his proposal to Mate with his companion..

“My lady, please…. Give every inch of your being to me… I will swear my mind, flesh and soul to you here and now.. for all eternity, Will you vow to be my Mine.”

As the Monkey Prince waited with bated breath for her answer.. he began cursing himself for losing control of his lust for her the way he did, he wanted to ask his Peaches to be his Mate AT THE END of their journey! Now he’s sure he’s ruined it all…… till he started hearing her giggle.. confused he quickly looked up at her.. her eyes sparkling in what he hoped was joy.

“Oh My sweet Monkey…. I didn’t think you’d be so Romantic~ alright then.. I’ll be keeping you to your word Handsome….. and so we’re clear if any other tries to touch you, I don’t care if they’re a Demon, Spirit, Celestial or a Mortal.. I WILL rip their grubby little hands off.”

The young demon blinked in disbelief… though he honestly shouldn’t be as surprised at her showing her Possessive side to him in her acceptance.. she just grinned at him as she walked closer to him, lovingly grabbing his face as he instinctively nuzzled into her touch.. she kissed his simian nose and whispered closer to his lips before backing away..

“….. That’s a yes by the way Lover boy.. now come here and kiss me again~ before I start stripping and tare your shirt off.”

He clicked his tongue, grinning at her antics while he grabbed her hand.. entwining their fingers as her words were making him feel like his furr was on fire and his heart hammering like a war drum.. his instinct to Claim her becoming more intense..

“Cheeky Woman…”

Not realizing the intensity of The Destined One’s sexual desires for her the otherworldly woman smiled and continued to tease her now official Demon Prince Lover..

“Don’t act like you don’t love it~ besides.. you’re the one who asked to Fuck and Merry me, my Prince Charming~ now come here.. unless… you want to watch me strip for you… slowly~”

He growled and before she could blink, he had her pinned against the wall and caged there with his lean strong body.. his long fingers gripping her chin with his thumb lightly pressing on her rosy lips.. his warm dark brown eyes almost black with hunger as his tail flicked behind him,

Slowly he leaned in.. making her moan into a surprisingly sweet and gentle kiss as she tangled her hands through the furr on his neck, then over his shoulders and down his back from under his shirt.. while he pulled away dragging his teeth over her ear, nipping it before he switched to kissing down her neck.. now moving both his hands under her skirt to grab her hips, as she eagerly wrapped her legs around his waist. Causing him to purr as he kissed over her pulse, feeling her heart beating wildly against his lips..

The Destined One gave a cheeky grin as he raised his head to see his beloved with her Jade blue eyes shining with desire.. and her face flushed.

“Hmm.. I don’t think you have the patience to be teasing me, my Dearest..” his honest, and frankly correct response made her pout as she began kissing her Monkey all over his face, with one of her delicate hands raised to his head and lightly scratching his scalp and gently pulled at his furr..

“O-Oh.. just Fucking Mate with me already….”

He chuckled, purring in delight at her hungry display of affection, grinning ear to ear as he carried her off to a more.. comfortable spot.. so that he can thoroughly pleasure his new Bride and Mate.

“As you wish, my Peach~”

Note: I will probably post little random bits and scenes like this while I’m still researching and writing the final fic.. if anyone else wants to be tagged leave a comment and I’ll add you to the list. Okay byyyyyyeee~

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Average Yandere!König x Reader fic//I'm joking

@oracleact

Cryptid Zoo keeper au!

"Those are my fries, and those are yours,"

"Come on! Does it really make a difference if I take just one?" You retorted.

"Settled accounts keep old friends," he mumbled, mouth half full of food.

You giggled as he took off the top bun from his burger, piled on a bunch of fries, and took a huge bite. The scene was downright chaotic, and you burst out laughing. Levi, who normally cared about appearances, was wolfing down the McDonald's meal with an intensity that didn’t quite match the polished image he’d shown earlier, even though that suit probably cost a fortune.

Ketchup stuck to the corner of his mouth as he raised an eyebrow, silently questioning what was so funny. Once he'd swallowed, he muttered, "Eat before the fries get cold. They taste horrible like that."

You couldn't help but reflect on how the night had gone. The House of CB dress you'd bought and saved for a special occasion, the hair you had done at the salon, the makeup you practiced to mimic the subtle but lovely glam of the latest Bridgerton season—none of that had been planned for you to end up in your boyfriend's car, surrounded by a ridiculous amount of fast food from a drive-thru at 11 p.m.

The empty parking lot outside, with snow accumulating, could have been eerie if you weren’t sitting next to Levi. Fries slathered in extra cheddar sauce were scattered everywhere, and Levi shoveled them into his mouth without a care. No lights, no music, but it didn't matter—you felt safe with him, though neither of you was keen on tempting fate by keeping the car lights on in the middle of nowhere.

Taking a bite of your own burger, you chuckled again. "I don't think I've ever seen you this hungry."

Levi paused mid-chew to take a swig of his Coke. "Tch, those posh assholes. They dragged me around for hours—hours! Examples of this, representation of that, and handshakes with whoever. From 3 p.m.! They didn’t even let me grab a sandwich at the reception. Finally, they serve dinner at 10—TEN!" he grumbled, the delay clearly having been the final straw. "And what did they serve? One shrimp, a tiny cube of cheese, and some grass they picked from outside and called a gourmet dinner."

"Rich people don’t eat much; that’s why," you teased. "It’s fancy to have tiny portions on huge plates."

"That’s because they’re all on Ozempic, buying up medicine that people actually need. Fuck them," he muttered.

On any other occasion, Levi would’ve cursed you for eating in his car, but tonight he made an exception. "How are my ice creams?"

Levi glanced outside where the ice creams were stored in the cold air to keep from melting. Processing your words, he turned back to you. "My ice creams? You mean ours."

"Oh, Levi, aren’t you going to gift me one? What kind of gentleman are you?" you teased.

"Right now, I’d bite your arm off if it weren’t for the fact that McDonald’s is still open," he replied with a smirk.

You laughed again. It had been the government holiday party, and you’d been so excited to attend, ready to rub elbows with high society. One of the older women had even told you, "You should've asked for a brand to sponsor your dress, coming as Levi’s plus-one!" Erwin had insisted that Levi attend as a representative of the Ackerman family, much to your boyfriend's dismay. Uri had agreed, probably because any option was better than Kenny for a formal event.

"Erwin will kill you when he finds out," you said, remembering how Levi had messaged you to sneak out. You’d never imagined he’d drag you through a bathroom window, across the estate grounds, and into his car for a McDonald’s run. "What about Uri? I ran into him during dinner. He was so nice!"

Levi hummed in approval, acknowledging that the old man had always been a saint in his eyes. The only one capable of dealing with Kenny for so many years.

Suddenly, Levi's phone lit up, its ringtone breaking the quiet. "Fuck!" you panicked.

"Don’t answer. If we do, they’ll know I’m reachable," Levi said, ignoring the calls.

Message after message flooded his phone—texts from Uri, Traute, and Erwin: Where are you? Levi, answer the phone ASAP. Come back here this instant.

The calls came in one after another.

"They won’t stop," you muttered. "Maybe we should just tell them—"

"No. They’d send the national guard to drag me back to that snob-filled hell," Levi spat. Despite not picking up, both of you whispered as if the unanswered calls could somehow hear.

At some point, the whole situation became hilarious. You found yourself resting your head on his shoulder, chuckling as the phone buzzed incessantly. Levi kept refusing to answer, and in the midst of it all, you shared sloppy kisses in the darkened car.

"I’ve got an idea…" you said, a mischievous glint in your eye. Levi looked at you, confused, the noise from the phone distracting from the moment you were building.

Casually, you swiped up on the screen and answered. "Levi? Where are—"

With a fake gasp and an exaggerated tone, you moaned, "Ah, Lev—Yes!"

Levi had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing as he realized what you were doing. "Play along," you whispered. And before you knew it, he began thumping the side door, mimicking the sound of… well, thrusts.

"Harder!" you managed between giggles before the call abruptly ended, leaving both of you in hysterics.

"Well, they’re definitely not calling anymore," Levi shook his head, still grinning, knowing full well this prank wouldn’t go unpunished.

"You can always say we were busy working on the Ackerman heir they keep asking for," you teased.

Levi grimaced, entertained by the thought. "I mean…" His hand slid up your thigh, the mood shifting as his touch grew more insistent. "We could actually be doing that."

Your hips began to move slightly over his lap. A quick glance at the clock—the only light inside the car—showed 12:05 a.m. Finally past midnight. "Whatever the birthday boy wants," you purred.

—

"He picked up? What did he say, sir?" Traute asked irritably in the event staff area, where they were waiting to bring out the enormous, decorated cake for the final part of the evening.

Uri chuckled, a faint blush coloring his cheeks. "I think he’s already celebrating. Let’s just carry on."

(No idea what this is, the idea just pop up in my mind)