I've been toying with the idea of Connie's Dad also being named Connie so the Connie we know is actually Connie Springer Jr. because the Springers could only afford one name.

Zeke extracting literal gallons of his own spinal fluid enough to fill like a cabinet of wine bottles repeatedly in order to conquer nations without the hassle of sending out armies

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

Oh hey, my name is Kaylee. Always a jumpscare reading my own name somewhere.

I was lucky enough to be given this name at birth, spelled the objectively correct spelling (kayleighs and caylees of the world, sorry you're just wrong)

So yeah based I guess?

ackermans can't spell royal without oral

Edit: armored titan with braces

How old even are you? Part 2/2

Part 1/2

Oh, poor Mikey. According to the good future comic, there isn’t even a reason for you to age like milk. I’m so sorry for your hair loss

I know there’s a lot of angst about the future timeline, but what if they’re all a little goofy silly about it lol

Also I bet that it’d be way funnier if Casey started getting really cryptic about the future. Like imagine how many pranks he could pull. Guy was taught by these ridiculous turtles who in turn were raised by Splinter, half of their lessons are just practical jokes and dares lol

@cherry-blossom-consumer @dressycobra7 oh that last panel is done good dark humor

would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

You get stuck in an elevator with these aot characters.

Mentioned :Armin, Jean, Connie.

Armin arlert:

Would click the emergency Butten as soon as he realizes what’s happening.

If you’re scared or show nervousness he’d reassure you that everything is fine and someone will come to help soon.

He’d probably be the first to strike up a conversation, some small talk to pass the time.

After about 20 minutes the two of you were rescued.

Ever since then Armin smiles or weaves at you whenever he sees you on the street or in the store.

Jean Kirstein:

Would be calm and a bit annoyed at first.

Would also strike up a conversation with you but more like a “do you live here? Does this happen often?”

You tell him about a rumor you once heard about the elevator in this building crashing.

He’s not scared untill 20 minutes have passes and the lights suddenly go out.

He’d reassure you that everything is fine even tho you’ve told him you’re not scared or nervous twice already.

You figured that he’s probably a bit nervous.

When you tried to tell him everything will be okay he gets a little defensive and says he’s not scared and that he’s fine

After 40 minutes had passed and still nothing had happened

He keeps talking to you to distract himself from his nervousness.

After 50 minutes you two get rescued and the power in the elevator is restored.

Would probably act like nothing had happened after the incident.

(He hopes that you do the same)

His behavior toward from before the incident and after would be almost identical

Connie springer:

Would not care at first and start talking to you about it.

Almost forgets to click the emergency button.

“Man, how long do you think we’ll be in here until someone notices the elevator even stoped?”

“They’ll know immediately.They have an emergency button you can just click it.” You tell him.

Would accidentally scare you by telling stories he heard about people who died due to being stuck in elevators.

When you get scared he feels a bit guilty and tries to make up for it.

“Those stories were probably fake don’t worry nothing will happen to us…I hope”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing”

-

“Don’t worry, only like 30 people die in an elevator per month”

“Per month?!”

“Or was it per year? I can’t remember but hey how likely is it that umong these 30 will be one of us?”

“…or the both of us”

“…”

He scared himself with the stories he told you.

You’re the one reassuring him in the end.

If the two of you are friends and you get nervous or scared he’d start jumping up and down to scare you even more.

Would (again) end up being scared himself if the lights go out of the elevator starts shaking a bit because of him.

If you two end up becoming friends he would tell Everyone who you meet or who he mentions you to the story of how you two met.

Thank you for reading <3

@briefpeachdinosaur

how am i supposed to bounce on it when my back hurts. my knees hurt

Lowering down on it like

Hotdog Shenanigans

@cherry-blossom-consumer @mylenapony11

Suck the depression out my pussy if you a real one

alcohol couldve fixed him

Thanks @bluesgras for the idea. Leo doesn’t think Donnie is nearly as funny as the rest of them.

@mylenapony11 @dressycobra7

whenever i see a fanart of zeke where hes smiling im just like "that bitch always smiling just like his mama"

I was tired of the studio making nezha look bitch made, so I fixed it.

@dressycobra7 @krizaland @faerieringsandshinythings @newkatzkafe2023 I've never laughed and cringed at the same time like I am rn...

“HEY, SO I AM ACTUALLY REALLY CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE”

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gojo, geto, nanami

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