So I’m gonna tell you about my favorite thing from the con first.

So Friday night we went to the Cosplay Burlesque, it was 18+ and it was AMAZING. If you guys go to a con and are over 18+ I say you HAVE to check it out. It was SOOO good. Now you can’t take pictures or video for obvious reasons but let me just tell you who stripped for us and gave us a helluva good show shall I? There were a couple who I didn’t know so I’m gonna forget to put them here cuz I don’t know their names but I’ll do the majority of them. 

First was our newest Disney Princess

Hell yeah. He came out and had himself a beautiful tantrum. Then, 

He taught Poe a thing or two about how to, S and M. 

General Hux tried her best to get Kylo’s attention but even after a stunning performance, Kylo still pouted in the corner. 

Shōyō Hinata REALLY wanted his senpai to notice him. Even if he did have a little wardrobe malfunction. It’s nothing Tobio Kageyama wasn’t able to fix for him. 

And then we had, 

Yes. Nemo. She danced beautifully and as expected. She touched the butt. 

Prince Eric was next which made the 5 year old in me who loved little mermaid confused but the adult in me who loves stripping happy. 

Then we had the most AMAZING finale.

Queen Barrel and her generals. This was goddamned awesome. Queen Barrel owned that stage and commanded all of her generals to undress her and also themselves. It was sooo fucking good guys. I’ve always wanted to go see a show like this. And eventually I want to see a male and female strip club. I want to do both to see which is better. This was a good combination of both as well as cosplay. What could be better? Seriously, I suggest you guys all go to this when you have the chance. And if you go make sure you line up EARLY. This is a huge deal and a lot of people want in on it.