Watch "Batman said WHAT to Robin" on YouTube
More comic book feelings
Spoilers for: Shadow war Alpha 1
Robin 1-10
Watch "Batman said WHAT to Robin" on YouTube
More comic book feelings
Spoilers for: Shadow war Alpha 1
Robin 1-10
Afraid? You should be. It's the Scarecrow vs Batman in a terrifying battle that doesn't even need fear toxins.
One, Two, Batman's coming for you.
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Grayson: I wanna make a toast to Bruce Wayne, the greatest father four degenerate bastards ever had. Pour me and my brothers another round, and some nice warm milk for my little sister.
Tim: Man, I will drink you under the table.
Jason: We're not talking about sperm, Timmy, this is whiskey.
That'll be easy. Batman kept all his kids at arms length already anyway.
Batman and the Justice League Vol 2 highlights.
Batman is still grieving baby Robin.
I finished Batman! I. Finished. A. Book! Like a real book!! When I was younger this would have taken me exactly like 2 hours to do. But a small victory is that I finished a book at all! Even if it did take me a really really long time. But be proud of me! It's time to try and keep it going with Catwoman! let's see if I can read this faster then Batman.
Whenever I see stuff that's trying to be marketed toward couples like
So are you in an incestual relationship with your gay cousin or...?
And if you're his robin does that mean you're like a son to him and he'd adopt you if you were orphaned?
These are important questions
Also the only time this cup set is acceptable is with me and Tai. @sakurai-ai . I love Dc and she humors me. Any other time it just seems like typical the boy loves comics and the girl just nods along. Like, Batmans wife. Rude much.
These are all the books I'm in the middle of right now. They live on my bed........what does this collection of literature say about my mental state?
I am loving this so much
Look what Matt got me!
I love my new batman shorts. My sister got them for me a few days ago and they're so awesome. Very 'Hush'. Jealous? I know you are. I have a matching shirt, but that is in the wash.
I forgot to show you guys me and my sister now have matching dueling pajamas she's Marvel with her Spider-Man and I have DC with my Batman
My manager at work sent this to me. Jesus do they all know me or what?
Dude, we all make jokes about the “type” of kid Batman adopts. White boy, black hair, and blue eyes? Must be a Wayne.
But in all seriousness I think people forget that canonically his kids are not white.
Dick Grayson
is Romani.
Damian Wayne
Is Chinese/ Arab/ American
Jason Todd
His continuity is basically a “pick your own robin” adventure game at this point and the general consensus of the fan base is he is of Spanish decent.
Duke Thomas
is obviously not a white boy. I know he’s not a “robin” so people may say he doesn’t count from the original “trope” but he’s still a batkid, hence he counts.
Cassandra Cain
is Asian. I don’t now if they say specifically what she is in since she was reintroduced in New 52 (Which is when I started reading) but she was born in Tibet and I believe her mother, Lady Shiva is Chinese.
Barbara Gordon
Although having the blue eyes has flaming red hair. Making her the butt of all kinds of jokes that start and end with Red. As if every single other member of this family doesn’t wear red too.
Bat family by milkisall (Google then into Deviantart but couldn’t find the link)
Stephanie Brown
White girl yes. Blue eyes and blonde hair she can be considered a stereotype but not Batman’s. Plus, although she may wear his symbol, she’s distancing herself from him so fast she’s close to running over pedestrians.
The ONLY kid that fits the bill of our favorite stereotype is Tim Drake
Tim Tam is the white boy, black hair and blue eyed kid that although didn’t start the stereotype, certainly didn’t help it. But if you look he is the ONLY one who fits this particular trope.
And I know the writers, directors, and even fans have a really bad habit of white washing these guys into being all white, or ignoring Cassandra and Duke for the most part entirely. But in CANON, if we look back on it, our favs aren’t white. And it just kinda pisses me off when people are being serious when they say that Bruce is racist and shit. Like, nah bro. Bruce collects orphans. Doesn’t matter what they look like.
If you’re parents are dead stay off the streets cuz he’ll swoop you up faster than anything else. “This one is mine now.”
“Uhhh. My mom is right over there.”
“Poor thing! Watching their mother walk away from them!”
“She went to get me ice-”
“Alfred! Prepare the Batcave!”
“So....this is happening I guess.”
“Don’t worry. Alfred will tell you everything about the Manor when we get home.”
“Can he tell me where the door is so I can get the hell out?”