You'll float too.
I am so friggin bored with Horror movies. Nothing is good.
I want to watch a horror movie. a GOOD Horror movie. Something interesting that will ACTUALLY Scare me. Seriously, the horror cliche’s we have may be fun to watch and make fun of but I’ve said it before, they’re not scary. I mean do enjoy a bunch of the movies, but in a cheesy this is hilarious way. Chucky is a bad baby doll. Jason is boring. Pennywise was terrifying as a kid, but watching it as an adult is hilarious because Tim Curry is obviously having an awesome time in the role. Freddy is not scary at all but when people ask me if I like him I have to say yes. He is interesting both his character back story and design. And his power is probably the most scary because that bitch can get you when you sleep so you can only outrun him for so long.
But none of these things SCARE me. I want to be scared. I want to watch an interesting horror movie that actually tries. I’ve been looking at netflix and redbox but all the horror are just rehashes of the same crap I’ve seen 100x’s. Or just not very interesting concepts. I mean, how many times can I watch a creepy kid do creepy things? Or watch a possessed doll run around and kill people? Or have the main guy say they need to split up when that’s the stupidest course of action?
I want a good horror movie. Something that doesn’t just use a ton of gore to cover up the fact that its story is weak as hell. I want a monster that is actually frightening and not distractingly hilarious. I want real characters and not stereotypes. I want.....something good. I’m so tired of the same old things all the time. That’s why I wanted new books to read. And I have those. So now I need new movies.
Sigh. Need good scary in my life!