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DEAR RUPERT, TOM, AND EOIN,

I HAVE CLASS IN TEN MINUTES. HOW VERY, VERY FUCKING DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME? DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY THOUGHTS WILL BE DOING? DO YOU? OF COURSE YOU DO. THIS WAS ALL PART OF YOUR ELABORATE PLAN TO KILL US ALL. WELL I’M NOT HAVING IT. YOU WITH YOUR SHIRTLESSNESS, AND YOUR BANTER, AND YOUR LAUGHTER, AND YOUR ADORABLENESS—FUCK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. GOOD DAY.

How dare you do this to my ovaries? I still have Women's Lit!!!