one sentence at a time

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Work work work work work work!!!

Yep, sometimes I gotta beat the hyperfixations back with a stick

BACK FIXATION! BACK I SAY!!!

How much do you love your job, not this much I bet

Stealth: 100

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His best friend just got home

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As always I'm a fan of Jiro first, human second

Translation:

Hey, people. Today we're cooking a little puppy to serve with the rice we have over there. We let it simmer for a while.

Ten minutes later, there it is, a bit brown, we stir it a little and let it simmer for another 10 minutes.

Now it must be almost done... Yeah, it's almost done to perfection. I'm gonna give it 5 seconds more... Uh? My mother's calling, I'm gonna check what does she want.

Oh, damn it...! I left it like 5 minutes... (gasps) it's burned, it's burned it'sburnedit'sburnedit'sburned. We'll have to leave this recipe for other day. No, look how it ended up! it's charred, completely charred

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

On the job

Just a few photos of my dog, Hazel, demonstrating that she has no bones.

Recent updates:

The saga continues...

Another important update:

The beatings will continue until morale improves:

>> spottytheswissdalmatian

Salchichita 🌭✨