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Charlie's adventures in Tumblrland

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Multi-fandom, queerness, books and anxiety! (For the hyperfixations visit spn: @happilyfeatherafter / 911: @biasbuck at your peril!)
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JENNIFER COOLIDGE GQ Germany (November 2024)

Is it also true that in the 80s you pretended to be a granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway in order to get into clubs?
Yes, that's right too. At the time I was working as a waitress in New York City and was out and about a lot on the club scene. I had heard that Hemingway's son had three daughters, Mariel, Margaux and a third who wasn't so much in the spotlight. She had a nickname, Muffin or something like that. [Joan Hemingway, nickname Muffet - editor's note]. I was blonde, had thick eyebrows and really looked a bit like a Hemingway. I said I was Muffin Hemingway and I went to all the clubs.
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prokopetz

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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hypermania

"The Connecticut families agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion's bid, enabling its success," according to their lawyers.

"Our clients knew that true accountability meant an end to Infowars and an end to Jones' ability to spread lies, pain and fear at scale," said Chris Mattei, attorney for the Connecticut plaintiffs.

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fleabagdiaz

“what is doctor odyssey about” I am being 100% serious when I say it is about being bisexual and hedonistic on a boat. it’s literally about how the world pretty much sucks but you can and should still carpe diem by having sex with your coworkers. on a boat.

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David: I think the one picture I have of us up on the wall is the one where I had the dress on. Gillian: I love that picture. David: Yeah. Gillian: And I'm holding you up. David: Exactly. Gillian: Yeah. I love that picture. (Fail Better podcast, 11/12/2024)

📸 David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson photographed by Mark Seliger, 1997

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In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

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