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Nele | 1997 | she/her | aro-ace | Belgium | Requests are OPEN!
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What Was Our Life Even Before That? - Dad!Calum

A/N: @calumbuttersmyeggroll suggested this and I liked it, so I went in and did it. Hope it’s good :) 

Pairing: Dad!Calum x Reader

Warnings: Cuteness??? 

Words: 2721

Summary: When Calum tucks Kaea, his and Y/N’s four-year-old daughter into bed, she wants to hear the story about how her parents met. It brings a lot of old memories to Calum’s mind and he reminisces with his wife, coming to the conclusion that life was better with their little angel. 

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A Fall-Day Inside - Calum Hood | Fall Series

A/N: not requested, I just kinda came up with it when redecorating my room :)

Pairing: Calum x Reader

Warnings: cuteness :)

Words: 789

Summary: You've always decorated your room when you lived back at home the second September started. So, when you live in your own flat, you want to do the same. When Calum comes to surprise you in London, you think it might not happen until Calum suggests you show him the perfect fall-day inside. 

It’s the very beginning of September when you’re in your London flat with Calum. He’d flown in from America on his day off from tour, just to see you. It was the nicest surprise you’d ever gotten as you missed him tremendously.  “So, what are the plans for today?” Calum asks you that morning as you’re cuddled up in bed, enjoying each other’s company and the pitter-patter of the rain on the window. It’s a miserable day in London, but you can’t deny the fact you absolutely love it. You’ve always been more of a fall person anyway.  “I was gonna clean up the flat and inject a bit of autumn in my flat,” you tell him, watching te droplets roll down the glass. Calum stays silent for a moment, which makes you look up at him. “What?” you ask, giggling a little.  “It’s only the beginning of September, babe. It’s still summer,” your eyes roll back in their sockets. You’ve heard that sentence for months. Especially during those days where London had a heatwave and you were asking for colder weather and saying how excited you were for autumn. But it’s still summer! Enjoy the summer! “September always meant autumn for me, even though it sometimes still could be hot. I just kinda associate September with fall. I’ve been looking forward to this since mid-August and now I can’t wait to wear sweaters and layers and wear hats and scarves and light candles and drink hot chocolates,” you explain dreamily, thinking about the coziest time of year -- besides Christmas obviously --  “Well, since it’s a dreary day anyway, maybe you could show me what you’d do on a fall-day inside,” he suggests, causing you to perk up a little.  “Really? You wanna do that?” Calum simply nods his head, which causes you to jump up out of bed and walk towards your closet. You quickly change into a different pair of pj-bottoms and a cozy sweater before dashing off into the living room. That’s where you stop and realize Calum isn’t coming with you. So, you head back and look at him quizically.  “Well? Come on! We’re having some fall-fun today!” you urge him. Calum laughs a little before getting out of bed and throwing on his sweatpants. You open the cupboard -- which is filled with candles -- and grab your newest favorite; the Yankee Candle Sugared Cinnamon apple, and light it to make the room smell devine. Throws are being put on the sofa after a good four months in the cupboards, and pillowcases are being changed to more fall ones. Calum helps you change the bedding in both bedrooms to ones with woodland animals ones and your pumpkin decorations are being put on display again too.  You stoop to look at everything and sigh contently. This is exactly what makes your heart happy. You used to do the same thing to your bedroom every year, but being able to fill up a whole flat makes everything ten times better.  “Now what?” Calum asks, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind you.  “Now, we makes hot chocolates with a cinnamon injection and watch Hocus Pocus and other super cozy films,” you tell him before walking off to the kitchen. Calum follows after you and stares in awe while you make two hot chocolates. “What?” you ask once you realize he’s staring.  “You’re absolutely adorable,” he says and moves to kiss your cheek. For the rest of the day, the two of you watch movies, drink hot chocolates and somewhere between lunch and dinner, you managed to convince him to bake a cake, which happens to be another of your favourite things to do on a horrible autumn day. It’s refreshing to find someone to share a passion with, even though it wasn’t something they’d do before they met you. You just love that Calum wanted to know what you liked so much about autumn and what you liked to do when it rained outside. You showed him how to have a fun, cozy day inside with sweaters and fall candles and hot chocolates.  “I love you, Calum,” you whisper when you’re back in bed, reflecting on what you’ve done that day. He simply smiles at you, which is enough for you to know that he loves you too, even though you just showed him a rather weird side of yourself your ex-boyfriends made fun of. You lean in to kiss his lips and when you’re settled back under the duvet with his arms protectively around you, you hear him whisper the words you knew he felt.  “I love you too, Pumpkin,” but hearing it is always better than just assuming he still loves you. 

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Foreigner!Series are done

I’m gonna do one more of the Foreigner!Series and then I’m done. Please, feel free to request other things! But I’m done with the foreigner series. I’m sorry if I didn’t do your request, but I simply don’t have the inspiration for them all. Hope you understand. I’m happy to try something else though! 

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Requests closed

From tomorrow (Monday July 23th) I’ll be locking myself up in my room to study for exams I have to re-take in August. I’ll try my hardest to complete the list I have, but I can’t promise any of them will be up soon. Imma try tho!! Thanks for understanding. I love you 💕

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Harikasın - Calum Hood | Foreigner!Reader Series

Anonymous said:  Can you please write something about a Turkish reader and Calum? I would be really happy if you do thank you . I loved all of your foreign reader imagines ❤️🇹🇷

Y/N: Yes, of course! Hope  you like it! :) xxx

Pairing: Calum x Turkish!Reader

Warnings: none

Words: 957

Summary: Calum meets your parents for the first time, but they don’t speak much English... 

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Esas Son Mamadas - Calum Hood | Foreigner!Reader Series

Anonymous said: Omg I just read the ash fix with the Mexican girl and hinestky I would that with Calum! But take your time of course! Love your writing btw💕

A/N: here ya go, darling! I hope you like it! Remember, if you find any mistakes language-wise or like culture wise, please tell me! :)

Pairing: Calum x Mexican!Reader

Warnings: none

Words: 933

Summary: Y/N gets drunk and forgets Calum doesn’t speak Spanish. This causes for some hilarious situations. 

Calum’s POV

Y/N had texted me to come to the club where she was partying with her friends. So, since I was up for a party and so was Ash, we decided on going after work. Once wrapped up and ready, we take an Uber to the club she had texted me to go to. After this terrible and busy week I had, I really did feel up for a party. I needed that party.  Ash and I enter the club, it’s a little foggy inside possibly from sweat and the smoke machine. The music is blaring, almost deafening. The bass makes my entire body shake, hitting me right in the heart like a bass should. My eyes scan the room to find the girl I fell in love with a couple weeks ago. Only she doesn’t know it yet. Y/N met each other at a party a little over a month ago and have been great friends since. I want to ask her little Mexican ass on a date soon, I’m just very unsure if she feels the same way about me.  “¿Qué pedo? (What’s up?)” I suddenly hear before a pair of arms is thrown around me, and then thrown around Ashton too. Her tan skin glistens with sweat, her pupils dilated and Y/E/C eyes sparkling. An incredible stench of alcohol and smokes hangs around her, and it’s the first time she doesn’t seem that attractive to me.  “You reek of alcohol, Y/N,” I tell her, laughing a little so she knows I’m half-joking. She shrugs whilst sipping from the straw in her brightly colored cocktail.  "¡Me vale madres! (I don’t give a fuck)" she screams out loud before turning to get back to the dancefloor. Ash and I give each other a glance, both thinking the exact same thing: she’s piss-drunk. The both of us make our way down to the bar, grabbing a beer each and join Y/N on the dancefloor right after. Y/N smiles up at me and leans in, standing on her tiptoes to reach my ear.  “Ando bien peda, (I am very drunk)” she tells me, “Deberías emborracharte también (You should get drunk too),” being so incredibly in love with this girl has given me the opportunity to learn some Spanish too. I understand it, I just can’t say anything back.  “No, I don’t think so, babes,” I tell her, laughing a bit, “Someone should be sober enough to make sure you get home safely,” she looks at me, and at first, I think she’s endeared by what I just told her. But then her expression changes to what I call the toddler-angry-drunk. AKA six drink Y/N/ “¡Dale cabron! (Come on, you bastard!” I roll my eyes, an amused smirk on my face. Y/N then proceeds to turn around to continue dancing as if nothing even happened. I keep an eye out for her while she dances. I watch her get another drink. Her seventh drink. Now comes weird-giggly Y/N.  “¡No manches! (Unbelievable!)” she gasps when she sees me and lifts her free hand up to touch my face. “Tu eres Calum Hood de 5 Seconds of Summer! (You are Calum Hood from 5SOS)” she shouts with wide eyes, still touching my face. A wide smile appears on her face as she starts giggling. “Tu ere Calum Hood (You are Calum Hood),” she says. I glance at Ashton, who’s practically dying from laughter next to me. “Eres tu mi novio? (Are you my boyfriend?)” I laugh a little, but shake my head. A pout forms on her face. “Esas son mamadas. (That’s crazy)” For a second, I’m thinking mamadas actually means blowjobs, but judging from her face, I don’t think that’s what she’s saying at all.  Eight drink Y/N spills the truth about everything. She always does. And even though tonight is a night when her Mexican self surfaces, she still manages to say whatever’s on her mind, without a filter.  “Ando bien pedo, pero eres muy guapo. Si... ¿Por qué no eres mi novio? (I’m very drunk, but you are very handsome. Yes... Why are you not my boyfriend?)” My eyes widen. Eight drink Y/N would normally just gossip about her girlfriends or anyone she sees at the club. But right now, I’m pretty sure she just asked me why I’m not her boyfriend. Why am I not her boyfriend?  “Alright, we’re heading home,” I tell her and grab her hand. Ashton follows me without question, helps me with Y/N to keep her up her feet. She mumbles things in Spanish about how I’m not her boyfriend and how crazy that is. Either that or something about blowjobs, I’m still not sure.  I walk into her flat with her and Ashton, while he stays in the living room, I go to tuck her into bed. She’s still going off in Spanish, but I’ve zoned out by now. I’m not even listening to what she’s saying, because she’s going to get inside my head and make me think she’s in love with me too.  “Esta cañón, (It’s rough)” she then sighs, her eyes already closed.   “I know, Princessa, I know,” I tell her, stroking her cheek. When I’m pretty certain she’s dozed off, I get up and make my way out the bedroom. A second before I shut the door, I hear her mumble something.  “Buenas noches, cariño,” I smile a little.  “Buenas noches y sueños dulces, querida,” I say back in the best Spanish I can muster before shutting the door completely to let her sleep off her hangover. I wonder what that would be in Spanish...

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Illuminateurs et Bagues - Calum Hood | Foreigner!Reader Series

Anonymous said:  I love your foreign imagines with Cal !! They make me happy! Could you do one where you teach him French? Since I’m fluent I always thought how hot Cal would sound

A/N: OMG That would sound extremely hot! Glad you like the series! :) Hope you like this one, it took a turn i don’t think anyone was expecting haha! x

Pairing: Calum x French!Reader

Warnings: extreme cutenessssss! 

Words: 1289

Summary: One night when you’re helping Calum to get ready for a show, he asks you what some things are in French. Things take an unexpected turn. 

It’s been five years since the day Calum asked you to be his girlfriend. It’s been hard and you’ve had some turbulance along the way, but it worked for the two of you. The two of you had bought a house together last year, adopted a new little sister for Duke, a French Bulldog called Peach, and are constantly talking about marriage and having kids. You are both still young, but you’ve come to an agreement that you both would be ready for the next step. However, with Calum’s busy schedule and your 9 to 5 job (along with the things you did on the side, like teaching dance classes and helping out on the tours Calum went on), it still seemed like a far-away-show.  You have a few weeks off of work and decided to join the boys on the road. You love watching your boyfriend and best friends perform and have the passion beam off their faces. You help Zoe around where she needs it, provide the boys of their packs and in-ears, and help out wherever the crew needs help. After five years of touring with them every now and then, you learned a lot about life on the road and concerts and everything that needs to be done in order to have the perfect show.  “Hey, baby,” Calum mumbles as he walks into your shared hotel bedroom from the bathroom. You look up from your laptop. He only had a pair of trousers on and a shirt in his hands, his hair still wet from the shower he just took. He looks more and more attractive the more you spend time with him.  “Are you ready for the show tonight, honey?” you ask him sweetly as he comes to sit on the bed with you.  “Almost. I was just wondering if you could help me with something,” he says, his voice soft as if he was embarassed by something.  “Sure, what is it?” you ask with a smile, putting your laptop beside you on the bed, so you were completely free to help out.  “I’m having a terrible skin day and I was wondering if you could, you know, conceal some things with makeup?” he questions with a soft smile. An endeared smile appears on your face as you get up from the bed and take your makeup bag. Despite being incredibly pale, you did have a couple of darker concealers and foundations for when you were to have a tan in these incredibly hot countries.  “Come here,” you say as you sit down at the end of the bed with your makeup bag in your lap. Calum crawls over to you, still shirtless and puts the shirt he was holding right next to him. You just figured he wouldn’t want any foundation or concealer on his freshly washed shirt, and don’t ask him about it.  “What’s this called in French?” he asks when you unscrew the lid of the concelear you had picked out. You had taught him a couple of French words and sentences over the year. He loved learning new words in the language you grew up with, and you loved hearing him repeat the words. He’s gotten really good at it after five years, and sounds incredibly hot when he speaks French.  “Crème correctrice,” you tell him while dotting a bit of the product onto the blemishes he has and underneath his eyes to get rid of the dark circles.  “Crème correctrice,” he repeats, then repeats it again in another tone. “Correcting cream, literally translated then?” You lift your hand for a moment, surprised he’s able to translate something so easily.  “Yeah, exactly,” you say before grabbing a beauty blender and blending the cream into his skin. He already looks a bit more fresh and more awake. “I’m going to set it a bit with powder now,” you then tell him as you grab your favorite powder from your bag, along with a brush.  “What’s it in French?” he asks, really interested in hearing the French translation for the makeup products. You chuckle a little.  “Poudre mattifant, I think,” you tell him with a smile while trying to concentrate on powdering his face well.  “Poudre mattifant,” he repeats again, closing his eyes as you take your brush near his eyes. Once you’re done, you lean back a little to look at his face. He looks a bit more awake already. “Can you highlight a bit, please? I want to sparkle for tonight’s show,” he says. It doesn’t surprise you anymore. The boys have been using a lot of glitters for every single show lately and it looks so damn good. You kinda wish every boy would use a little more makeup and would come forward with it instead of denying the concealer they’re very clearly wearing.  “Do you know what highlighter is in French?” you ask as you get your highlighter out of your bag with the brush you’ve been using for it. Calum shakes his head. “Illuminateur,” you tell him as you lightly pad the brush against his cheekbones to get that beautiful glow. You add a bit on his nose and his cupid’s bow, “Close your eyes for me, baby,” you tell him kindly. Calum closes is eyes, so you can bring a bit of highlighter on his eyelids as well. “There you go,” you say, closing the product.  “Thanks, baby,” Calum says, opening his eyes before leaning in and kissing  you on the lips. He then gets up, grabbing something from beneath his shirt and walks up to the mirror to check out your work.  “You look pretty,” you say as you zip up your makeup bag and put it back on the vanity table in the hotel room.  “Hey, baby,” he then says when you’re checking out your own makeup and fixing it here and there. You hum in response, “How do you translate ‘Will you marry me?’?”  “Veux-tu m’épouser?” you say without even thinking twice about it, not even thinking about why the boy would ask you that question. It takes you about ten seconds before you gasp and freeze in place. Slowly, you turn your head and find Calum on one knee next to you, holding a tiny, dark blue box open, showing a gorgeous diamond ring inside.  “Y/N Y/L/N, veux-tu mépouser?” he then repeats in his best French. You bring your hands up to your mouth in absolute shock and surprise. Tears are threatening to spill, but they’re happy tears. The man of your dreams is sitting on one knee in front of you, asking you to marry him in your language; a language he doesn’t even speak.  “Yes, yes! Definitely yes, baby!” you say excitedly while the tears roll off your cheeks. Calum gets up, tears streaming down his face too. He slides the ring on your finger, and before he can say anything else, you have cupped his face in your hands and brought him closer to kiss him. It’s sweet, but tastes a little salty as your tears mingle into the kiss.  That night would be the one grifted in your minds forever. It wasn’t over the top, not glitter-and-glamour like most girls would’ve wanted. It was romantic and intimate; just the two of you doing something casual while in a completely strange city. From that night on, you’d be able to introduce the other as your fiancé instead of your boyfriend or girlfriend. Only the term ‘love of my life’ would stick forever. And it would be thrown around on the very special day you now had to plan and look forward too. That night was more than perfect. The two of you were more than perfect for each other. 

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There’s A Jack Barakat On Your Couch - Calum Hood

A/N: I came up with this while watching the very last cocktail chats in the series. I love 5SOS and Hoeg for doing this and I’m incredibly thankful for them putting a smile on my face every single Monday. Not sure what I’m gonna do from next week on. 

Pairing: Calum x Reader

Warnings: none

Words: 1334

Summary: While the boys are filming the cocktail chats, they start inviting people to come over. At the end of the night, it’s become a whole-ass houseparty with people you thought you’d never meet. 

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The Don’t-Take-Dates-Home-After-The-First-Date-Policy - Calum Hood | Foreigner!Reader Series

anonymous said: Yo foreigner au is a good idea!!! I’m from seychelles and nobody has gosh damn heard of us so yeah Seychellois reader with Calum ma boi

A/N: I have heard of the Seychelles (I have to, being a tourism student). I’m gonna try and do this, hope you like it! :) xx

Pairing: Calum Hood x Seychellois!Reader

Warnings: none

Words: 809

Summary: When you are on your first date with Calum, he asks you about your country and wants to know everything from the languages you speak, to the weather and the people. He wants to know everything. 

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A Kiss From Oma Toert - Calum Hood | Foreigner!Reader series

A/N: The third one in the Foreigner! series. This time not requested. I am brought up with a general Dutch dialect sort of thing, but my mom and grandparents speak Brussels and Leuven accents, my dad is from Malines. If you got no clue what I’m talking about, please look it up or come visit our country! ;) 

Pairing: Calum Hood x Belgian!Reader

Warnings: none

Words: 959

Summary: Y/N is a Belgian YouTuber and when her viewers find out she’s dating the world’s beloved bass player Calum Hood, they tell her to teach him some Dutch words on her channel. 

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