if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier 

“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re* going to regret.”

“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”

“Nice job breaking it, hero”

“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”

Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines

“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room… and I’ll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.”

“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself. Because you’ll be dead.”

“Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise– * really loud ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“ 

“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”

”Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.“

“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”

“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”

“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”

”Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.“

“Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber…. is looking pretty good.”

[at a job interview] ah yes my talents include dragon,

The Force Awakens + Buzzfeed Headlines

WAS THAT LAST ONE REALLY NECESSARY

Yes.

You know what? Give me more developed Hufflepuff headcanons. Something in addition to the hyper, cutesy, peace-making, biggest-flaw-is-being-a-pushover stereotype. 

Give me Hufflepuffs who get in trouble with Snape for not being able to keep quiet about his bullying in class because it’s not right. Give me Hufflepuffs who have the bad habit of staying up for 3 nights straight and are crabby because they’re working too hard. Give me Hufflepuffs who haul off and punch someone’s who’s been harassing them for weeks and their “infinite patience” just ran out. Give me Hufflepuffs who get into heated arguments with other Hufflepuffs because telling someone that they don’t belong here because they are too ‘something’ is directly against Helga’s principles. 

Give me Hufflepuffs who’s unconditional acceptance is paired with a unerring protective rage when their friends are threatened. 

Me every morning.

anime is finally real

it’s always kind of funny to see think pieces about how undertale “came out of nowhere” just because toby fox wasn’t really known in the game industry before its release because, like, it wasn’t just luck. it also wasn’t JUST about undertale’s quality or the fact that it speaks to people, although that’s certainly a big part of it

the fact is, toby worked on some of the most well known earthbound romhacks, and then did some of the most popular music for homestuck, which gave him a sizable following on tumblr and twitter. but just because game journos had never heard of him, they think he was some sort of nobody. like he successfully ran a kickstarter for undertale back in 2013 that made over ten times what he was asking for, and people loved the demo that came out around that time

it’s the classic pattern that so many artists follow these days. work on fanart, maybe contribute to other peoples’ projects. then, once you’re comfortable with your skills and you have an audience, show that audience something original

i saw a really bad think piece about how “undertale is proof that less advertisement is sometimes better” when like? just because toby didn’t run ads on ign doesn’t mean nobody’d heard of it before release. he already had an audience of people who were looking forward to the game, and when the game came out and it ended up being really good, we told all our friends it was good. undertale’s success isn’t a mystery

anime has so much potential as a medium of telling cool stories but so much of it is wasted on animating the same shot of a dude tripping and landing on a girl’s boobs over and over

Kaelynn Harris dancing to WTF (Where They From?) by Missy Elliott

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I am soooo fuckinnnn here for Black girls slaying like this!

Kaelynn killing the game

fuck yes

current mood:  yoshi from the mario’s tennis instruction manual

hELP HER