these two posts are in a very loving relationship

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there

The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

the author's proudly displayed & advertised fetish

The author's award winning fetish

"its okay to be a feminine man" is just "confused little girl" for transfems

The other implication of "its okay to be a feminine man" is that its more okay to be a feminine man than a trans woman. To be clear it is not actually that they are okay with feminine men, and this is a unknowing admittance there is a social heirarchy of available gender expressions with trans woman on the bottom.

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

"trans man are allowed in the "no boys" treehouse! OwO"

Me: yeah I'm sure I will feel really safe and totally not misgendered up there (sarcasm)

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

did you know they changed the Albanian flag

In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

Jost Because You See Some Business Man Running Around Smorking His Cigar All That Means Is He Is Jealous Of Babies

Boss Baby (Tapir Time)

What happens when you let computers optimize foorplans (I love this SO MUCH)

I eagerly await our new AI masters’ world of ultraoptimized, uncannily organic, evolving foorplans. Joel Simon:

Adds Simon: “I have very mixed feelings about this project.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/07/30/what-happens-when-you-let-comp.html