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Ozzie: Hey babe, is something burning?
Fizz, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you, big daddy~.
Ozzie: Froggie, the toaster is on fire!! Careful!!
Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Blitz walking through the park and overhears an impling making a wish in the fountain)
Impling (Excitedly spreads her arms and loudly says): I wish for a giant pony!
Blitz (Furrows his brow in frustration and yells at her): A giant pony is called a horse kid!
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(Fizz is trying to solve a puzzle that Asmodeus set up as part of their anniversary gift and is having trouble, so he reaches out to Blitz for help)
Fizz (Shows Blitz the cryptex and explains): Ozzie left me this cryptex with a clue in it for our anniversary scavenger hunt and it needs a five letter code to open it.
Blitz (Ponders for a second and replies): Oh...have you tried "F*ck?"
Fizz (Gives Blitz a deadpan look and tells him): No, and that's four letters.
Blitz (Shrugs and says): F*cks?
Fizz (-_-)
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I’ve always wanted to draw this meme! 😎
People seem to like my Helluva Boss art so here?
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Fizzarolie: I can't believe you assassinated Mammon!
Asmodeus: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.
Fizzarolie: That's not better!
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During one of I.M.P's job's someone witnessing their dealings and Blitzø is trying to calm them down.
Blitzø: Hey, I get it. You had a really bad day, you're stressed out, 7 people died-
Witness: 12 people!
Blitzø: Not the point. Look, they're dead now... And really? Who's fault is that?
Witness: YOURS!
Blitzø: That's right! No one's...
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Blitzo [riding a Demon Horse]: Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?
Loona: Both.
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Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.
Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.
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Ozzie: I’ve looked everywhere for my keys.
Fizz: Everywhere?
Ozzie: Yes.
(Fizz opens the drawer and pulls out his keys)
Ozzie: That drawer was NOT there two minutes ago.
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Blitzo: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Moxxie: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
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sorry for the angst, I've been listening to this all day
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Blitzø: So I thought about what you said, Moxx. I’ve started looking into current affairs
Moxxie: That's great, Sir-
Blitzø: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone on this side of the the Pride Ring that’s currently having an affair.
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Early into Fizz & Ozzie’s relationship, & Fizz’s attempt at flirting:
Fizz: “Hey there sexy, did it hurt?”
Ozzie: “Hm? Did what hurt? Are you okay? Was I too rough in be-“
Fizz: “When you fell from Heaven?”
Ozzie: “…”
Fizz: “…”
Ozzie: “…”
Fizz: *realization*
Fizz: “OH SHIT I’M SO SORRY-“
Ozzie: “I-I think I need a minute…”
Fizz: “WAIT OZZIE PLEASE, I’M SORRY I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT! PLEASE, COME BACK!”
Ozzie: “I just need to go lay down for a little bit.”
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Blitzø: I just ended a 18 year relationship.
Moxxie: Oh, I’m so sorry Sir.
Millie: Are you okay Blitz?
Blitzø: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Stolas and Stella are heard fighting in the background*
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*Blitzø at some fancy Goetia event with Stolas & just existing*
Random Goetia: “Ugh, why can you not behave properly? Were you raised in a barn?”
Blitzø: “No, for your information I was raised in a circus tent! With real clowns!”
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Moxxie: TERRIBLE NEWS!
Blitzø: Did you disarm the bomb?
Moxxie: If I disarmed it, would I come running in here and shout, TERRIBLE NEWS!?
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Mammon: Oh, don't worry about it girls, my dreams were shattered long ago.
Glitz: Uh....
Glam: How long ago?
Mammon: When did I hire you 2?