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Scene shows three guys in jail
Man #1: So how’d you guys end up here?
Man #2: I robbed a bank, but got stopped by some kid. You?
Man #1: Did illegal drugs, but I got caught
Man #2: Damn, man *to the third man* And what about you?
Man #3: I leaked scenes and episodes of other shows and movies and posted them on the internet
Both men 1 and 2 looked at him in horror
Man #2: You stay the hell away from us
(BH6 are waiting at Fred's mansion, where the comic book fan is strangely absent)
Fred (Suddenly enters through the door with a giant kaiju figurine on a gurney): Hey guys.
Hiro (See the figurine and slowly asks): Um...whatcha got there?
Fred (Looks to the drink in his hand): A smoothie.
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(Globby is curious about when his next mission will be, so he goes directly to Obake to find out)
Globby (Approaches Obake and asks): May I ask you a question?
Obake (Scoofs and says): You just did. That was your only one for the day Globby, so no more questions from you.
Globby (Tries to protest): But-
Obake (Puts up a finger and condescendingly replies): Try again tomorrow. I'm not a magic 8-ball after all.
Globby (Crosses his arms and grumbles as he walks away): Well, you certainly sound like one right now to me.
(Fred wanted to try making some stew for Heathcliff since he's sick, so he asks Wasabi and Mini-Max for help since he hasn't really cooked before)
Fred (Feeling confident at the job he did, looks at his watch and tells the others): Now, this just needs to cook for another 11 hours, 32 minutes and 6-(Pressure cooker explodes, covering everything in stew)
Wasabi (Looks at himself and then Fred with unrestrained anger and yells): WHAT THE HELL FRED?! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!! I'M NOT GOING OUT IN A STEW-MAKING ACCIDENT!!! WASABI'S GONNA TO DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR WASABI'S NEVER GONNA DIE!!!
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(Globby is sick and tired of people screaming and calling him a monster all day long)
Globby (Frustrated with everything, yells out in exasperation): Can I just have one moment of peace?!
Random person shouts: No!
Globby (Sighs and hangs his head low): Well, thank you for being honest at least.
Been playing with an incorrect quotes generator a friend sent me lmaooo
(Fred doesn't know what to get Wasabi for his birthday, so he wants to try sneakily asking him)
Fred (Casually says): Soooo Wasabi, there was something I wanted to discuss with you real quick.
Wasabi (Huffs and tells Fred): If this is about that dang pyramid scheme again, I already told you no, I'm not interested!
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(Globby and Noodle Burger Boy go out on a mission for Obake, but Globby gets hit by a bus when he tries to sneak across the street)
Globby (Groans as he reforms): Ugh, someone call me an ambulance.
Noodle Burger Boy (Cheerfully says): You're an ambulance!
Globby (-_-)
This incorrect quote generator is too fucking good I can't stop
