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*Blitzø has spent the night at Fizz and Ozzie's place and he sees the latter naked for the first time*
Blitzø: *has a shocked Pikachu face* Christ on a stick...I thought that when you said "kaiju", you were exaggerating.
Fizz: Nope. *casually sips his coffee*
Blitzø: ...How the FUCK are you even alive?!
Ozzie: *lets out a girly high pitch scream*
Fizz: *runs into the kitchen* Ozz, what is it?!
Ozzie: *points at a spider* KILL IT!! KILL IT!!
Fizz: *groans before he grabs the newspaper and squishes the spider with it*
Ozzie: *hugs him* My hero!
Fizz: Yeah, yeah, now stop bitchin' and make your hero some f***in' French Toast.
Barbie: “Were you two kissing?”
Fizz: “NO!”
Blitzo: “No, we were sloppily making out.”
Fizz, flustered: “BLITZO!!!”
Barbie, pointing at Fizz: “Hickies too? C’mon, you know we still have shows to put on tonight.”
Fizz, trying in vain to cover his neck: “BARBIE!!!”
Blitzo: “Oh come on Barb, nothing some makeup can’t fix.”
Fizz, has gone three shades redder at this point: “BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP-“
Lucifer: You take such good care of Charlie, if anything happened to me, I want you to be her legal guardian
Asmodeus, estatic: Oh my Satan, yes!
Asmodeus, to a baby Charlie: Do you hear that, Charcakes?! When something happens to your daddy, you’re gonna be all mine
Lucifer: Well, it’s a big ‘if’
Asmodeus, giddily twirling Charlie around: All mine!
Lucifer: I suddenly don’t feel safe
Source: About Time
Stolas: I have some bad news
Blitzø: You’re dying?
Stolas: No, not that bad
Blitzø: … I’m dying?
