Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Moxxie insults Loona's attitude and work ethic again)

Loona (Flips off Moxxie and gestures to her hand): It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.

Moxxie (-_-)

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(Fizzarolli getting up close to Asmodeus while on a long, overdue vacation)

Fizzarolli (Purrs): It's time to celebrate. You know what that means: This B needs a C in his A.

Asmodeus (Gets excited and sultrily says): ~Ooooh!

Fizzarolli (Looks confused): This babe needs a coconut in his arms?

Asmodeus (Switches to realization and simply replies): Ooooooooh! I thought you were saying this b*tch needs a c*ck in his *ss.

Fizzarolli (O_O): Oh my God!

Asmodeus (Has arms out defensively): Yeah, that was my reaction! Alright, I'll get us a couple of coconuts!

Incorrect BH6 Quotes

(Boss Awesome arrives on the scene just as Baron von Steamer tries to break into a building with it being years since they last saw each other)

Baron von Steamer (Smirks): Is that Boss Awesome I see? You haven't changed a bit.

Boss Awesome (Crosses his arms): Neither have you Baron.

Baron von Steamer (Looks confused): What was that?

Boss Awesome (Says louder): Neither have you Baron!

Baron von Steamer (Still can't understand him): What?

Boss Awesome (Shouts slowly): NEITHER! HAVE! YOU! BARON!

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(Obake walks in on Globby eating a very odd and colorful breakfast)

Obake (Quirks an eyebrow): Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Globby (Holds up his meal): Breakfast burrito?

Obake (Flatly states): I pity your dentist.

Globby (Scoffs): Jokes on you. I don't have one.

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Stolas arrives just in time to save IMP from another dangerous situation)

Stolas (Rushes over to Blitz): Oh Blitzy. It's okay. I'm here (Picks him up and pats his head) Everything will be all right.

Blitz (Glares with irritated expression): Did you just "There there" me?

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(Asmodeus stands next to a box to show everyone at OZZIE'S)

Asmodeus (Proudly declares): Okay everyone, I have the new display for this special theme week at the club.

Fizzarolli (Raises his hand): Where is it? (Gasps) The display was inside us all along.

Asmodeus (Sighs and flatly remarks): No Fizz, not everything was inside us all along.