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Vox, knocking on the dressing room door: Are you decent?
Valentino: Never.
Vox, chuckling: Are you dressed?
Valentino: Si~
Vox: There's the answer we wanted.
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Vox: I would never say that my business partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… My business partner is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Valentino: Vox is off at an appointment, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Velvette: Why?
Valentino: He's like 90% of my impulse control.
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Valentino: I just ended a five-year relationship.
Vox: Oh no, are you okay?
Valentino: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
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Valentino: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Vox: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Valentino: Gracias.
Vox:
Vox: What drugs do you take?
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Vox: Velvette always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Vox: I love Valentino and all the not-Valentinos equally.
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Vox: Val, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Valentino: No, it’s mine.
Vox: It... looks just like the one I have...
Valentino: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Vox: Anything else?
Valentino: Yeah. Stay away from me!
Vox: Alright. See you in the room we share.
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Vox: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Valentino: I will politely decline.
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Vox: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Vox: Lmao, @ Valentino.
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Vox: Oh, it's fine, we've been married for twenty years.
Valentino: Yeah. We said 'no homo' in our wedding vows so it's not gay.
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Valentino, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Vox: ....That’s a gecko—
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Vox: I've connected the two dots.
Valentino: You didn't connect shit.
Vox: I've connected them.
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Valentino, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…
Vox: Literally none of that is true, Valentino.
Valentino: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?
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Vox: Valentino, when’s your birthday?
Valentino: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Vox: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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*Vox is comforting Valentino*
Vox: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Angel is someone else’s problem now.
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Vox: Watcha got there..?
Valentino: *petting Queef* A smoothie.