DragonI

“Do you want to be a hero? Because you can. All you have to do is... QUIT”

“Ask yourself before you start a war: would you fight in it?” 

“Not now, obviously. You’d be useless unless we get attacked by golf balls, but back when you dodged the Vietnam draft, when bone spurs prevented you from serving your country but not serving on the tennis court.”

“I know patience is not your strong suit, so I looked up some tips in a book about toddlers. It says when a little kid gets fidgety, sometimes a treat can help. So I suggest you keep a bag of cookies in the nuclear suitcase and that way if you ever open it, you find the yummy cookies and maybe you don’t feel like ending all life on earth.”