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"Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie", Miyamoto Musashi
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Leaving this here for Republicans

“You’re either impeached or you’re not. There’s no light version.” 

“Trump’s like a drunk guy at a bar on his sixth beer going: ‘It’s Impeachment Light, now give me my keys.’”
Trump desperately needs these group therapy sessions with his fawning admirers so he can lie to himself and soothe his ego,” 
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Seth Meyers’ Tax Cuts Explainer for Real People

"If you're rich, you're getting a car for Christmas. If you're not, go ahead and wrap up a can of gas."

  • Middle Class: will get a tax cut of about $900 a year or 7 months worth of gas.
  • Top 1%: will get $50,000+ on average, or a new Mercedes C Class Coupe

And A Closer Look at #CorkerKickback and Trump Lies. 8+ minutes of goodness

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Team Trump's Absurd Defenses for Don Jr.'s Emails: A Closer Look

Seth’s Closer Look is the daily helping of SNL’s "Weekend Update" on comedy steroids. Mocking Trump with facts.

"If the devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent I'd be on the first trolley to hell to get it,", Judge Jeanine Pirro on Fox News

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Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017

President Trump: “I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well. ok. Better than almost anybody”

Seth Meyers: “You were a good student. I don’t know. Something tells me your report card was less A’s and more Easy D’s

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❤ Seth Meyers: Trump's biggest campaign promise was 'a f---ing lie'

Lie #1 - Build a Big Beautiful Wall and MAKE Mexico Pay for it

Newt Gingrich has admitted that Trump probably won’t spend much time fighting with Mexico over who will fund his favorite construction project, but did call the concept a great campaign device.” Meyers has a slightly a different interpretation:
A campaign device, or in layman’s terms, a fucking lie. Hey, honey, now that we’re married I’m not going to give you a beautiful house and the three children after all. That was an engagement device.

Lie #2 - Putting all Trump businesses in a Blind Trust

Trump promised to put his businesses in a blind trust to avoid conflict of interest. Although he clearly didn’t know what that term actually meant.
“If I become president, I couldn’t care less about my company. I have Ivanka, and Eric, and Don sitting there. Run the company kids, have a good time.”, Donald Trump
For a guy who’s always talking about how good he is at business he sure doesn’t seem to understand basic business terms.

Alternate worlds coming together with one common cause

You know the world has gone insane when Glenn Beck and Bernie Sanders are on the same page. For them to be on the same page, the book has to be one page long.

And then there’s the white nationalist running the country!

“There already seem to be two centers of gravity in Trump World right now: You’ve got incoming chief of staff and Elf on the Shelf Reince Priebus, who comes from the establishment wing, and then you have chief strategist Steve Bannon, the former executive chairman of Breitbart News, a Web site adored by white nationalists.”

Ivanka Trump’s capitalizing on her father’s win by promoting a $10,800 bracelet she wore on “60 Minutes,”. Trump’s pulling a Kim Kardashian. It’s all about us not you!

“Did you hear that, disenfranchised white working-class voters? For only $11,000 you can make your wrist great again.”
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