❤ Seth Meyers: Trump's biggest campaign promise was 'a f---ing lie'
Lie #1 - Build a Big Beautiful Wall and MAKE Mexico Pay for it
Newt Gingrich has admitted that Trump probably won’t spend much time fighting with Mexico over who will fund his favorite construction project, but did call the concept “a great campaign device.” Meyers has a slightly a different interpretation:
A campaign device, or in layman’s terms, a fucking lie. Hey, honey, now that we’re married I’m not going to give you a beautiful house and the three children after all. That was an engagement device.
Lie #2 - Putting all Trump businesses in a Blind Trust
Trump promised to put his businesses in a blind trust to avoid conflict of interest. Although he clearly didn’t know what that term actually meant.
“If I become president, I couldn’t care less about my company. I have Ivanka, and Eric, and Don sitting there. Run the company kids, have a good time.”, Donald Trump
For a guy who’s always talking about how good he is at business he sure doesn’t seem to understand basic business terms.
Alternate worlds coming together with one common cause
You know the world has gone insane when Glenn Beck and Bernie Sanders are on the same page. For them to be on the same page, the book has to be one page long.
And then there’s the white nationalist running the country!
“There already seem to be two centers of gravity in Trump World right now: You’ve got incoming chief of staff and Elf on the Shelf Reince Priebus, who comes from the establishment wing, and then you have chief strategist Steve Bannon, the former executive chairman of Breitbart News, a Web site adored by white nationalists.”
“Did you hear that, disenfranchised white working-class voters? For only $11,000 you can make your wrist great again.”