“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem. Capiche?”
“If we say, you fly, you fly. If not, tough sh*t”
"Give us a problem and we'll drag your ass off the plane. And if you resist, we'll beat you so badly, you'll be using your own face as a flotation device."
“United Airlines. F*ck you.”
Source: Rolling Stone
