DragonI

Before leaving this election behind we must all thank Donald Trump for the one good thing he did. He exposed evangelicals who are big Trump supporters as the shameless hypocrites they have always been. I don’t know if you noticed, but Republicans didn’t get to play the Jesus card this time around because it is hard to bring up the ten commandments when your candidate spent his life breaking all of them. Trump’s commandments are like the regular commandments with LOL at the end.

Trump has nothing in common with Jesus. Jesus healed the blind, Trump mocks the handicapped. Jesus turned the other cheek, Trump grabs your pussy. Jesus turned water into wine, Trump just whines. The Bible says, ‘Thou shalt not covet they neighbor’s wife.’ Trump says, ‘Fine, what about my daughter?'

Jesus saw the good in whores and lepers, but if he met Donald Trump, he’d go, “Sorry, man. That’s a pre-existing condition.”

But I still think we are owed an explanation from the “values voters” as to how they could line up behind Trump, a man who loves to say, “Nobody loves the Bible more than I do!”… but when asked, couldn’t name a single passage. 

White evangelicals go for Trump over Hillary 75% to 14%. But only 19% of Utah Mormons have a favorable view of Orange Hitler. Because, apparently, the Mormons believe you shouldn’t vote for a lying, infantile scumbag just because he’s on your team. And they’re Mormons. They’ll believe almost anything!

But ask one if Trump would make a good president, and they’re like, “Do I look like I was born yesterday?”