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Bashar al-Assad Sings “I’m Still Standing” – Extra Newsfeed

Inspired by (sung to) Elton John’s I’m Still Standing

extranewsfeed.com|Harper Thorpe

About the warning of your pending strike Putin said that you’d pretend to be warlike I gotta laugh your tweets are full-of-shit like you Your base is starting to mock bone spurs too — the way resisters do

My ally Putin said the mad you’d feign Would give us enough warning to move all our planes We moved them to the airfield with his fighter jets “Precision” works and that’s why I’m still standing — we’re in Putin’s debt

Don’t you know, I’m still standing, puppet-master had it right You’re all talk but not a fighter, shock-no-awe, just bark no bite I’m still standing, after all this time I just have a few repairs to do then resume my war crimes

I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah)

I know your Cohen thing and Stormy too Your gig is to distract from Comey in the news Even those supporting your America First Know that you’re really not too good at life, polls show you are the worst

You know, I’m still standing, missiles caused a pin-like prick Haley promised Russian sanctions, Putin said you’d backoff quick I’m still standing after all this time Indignation for prime time, Vlad is the dollar, you’re the dime

I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah)

Don’t you know that I’m still standing, mission was to have a show Glad you think it was accomplished, Congress doesn’t have to know I’m still standing after all this time Putin says remove your troops as promised ‘fore we change our mind

I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah)

I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still standing (yeah yeah yeah)