DragonI

#1 I was eating Tide Pods way before it was a "thing"

#11 I have to constantly keep moving, or a line forms of people wanting to punch me in the face.

#12 My district produces plump, juicy, delicious oranges which remind me how I sucked Donald Trump's ass.

#18 I don't care about apple orchards, but I do enjoy cherry picking

#22 I tweaked my backed when I pulled that memo out of my ass.

#25 I grew up on a small farm milking cows. Now I jerk off the President of the United States - what a country!

Local Event Alert - help us "honor" our Rep @DevinNunes for his dedication to Russia and tireless efforts to obstruct the #TrumpRussia investigation. We will have snacks outside of his office this Tuesday when we award him the "Key to Moscow" 

#goodboydevin

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Andrew Janz‏ @JanzforCongress

The leading Democratic candidate hoping to unseat the Republican chairman of the committee has raised more than $100,000 in campaign donations.Since Nunes' classified memo was released on Friday, the campaign for California prosecutor Andrew Janz has raised $130,379 and is just shy of 4,000 individual contributions.

Janz's campaign manager, Heather Greven, told CNN that Nunes is doing the campaign a big favor. The campaign has raised more in the past eight days than since Janz announced his candidacy back in April, according to Greven.

The campaign also released a digital ad Thursday night attacking the Republican memo and Nunes' involvement in drafting it and pushing for its release.