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"Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie", Miyamoto Musashi
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“Imagine if Obama or Hillary Clinton had potentially violated federal campaign-finance law by paying hush money to a porn star,”

This week, Family Research Council head Tony Perkins addressed the scandal by saying that Christian conservatives were willing to give Trump a “mulligan” on his indiscretions.

“Ah yes, it’s just like Jesus said to the apostles when they found him in a strip club: ‘Bros, I’m gonna need a mulligan on this one.’”

“I guess it’s not surprising that Matt Schlapp would defend Trump. He’s apparently such a Trump fan that he changed his last name to the sound a Forbes magazine makes when it hits Trump’s ass.”

“The right would have lost their mind. But the same people who declare themselves the defenders of family values and the rule of law for the last eight years don’t seem to care about the fact that the president asked a porn star to give him a good ol’ ‘Schlapp.’”

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Seth Meyers’ Tax Cuts Explainer for Real People

"If you're rich, you're getting a car for Christmas. If you're not, go ahead and wrap up a can of gas."

  • Middle Class: will get a tax cut of about $900 a year or 7 months worth of gas.
  • Top 1%: will get $50,000+ on average, or a new Mercedes C Class Coupe

And A Closer Look at #CorkerKickback and Trump Lies. 8+ minutes of goodness

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Team Trump's Absurd Defenses for Don Jr.'s Emails: A Closer Look

Seth’s Closer Look is the daily helping of SNL’s "Weekend Update" on comedy steroids. Mocking Trump with facts.

"If the devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent I'd be on the first trolley to hell to get it,", Judge Jeanine Pirro on Fox News

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Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017

President Trump: “I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well. ok. Better than almost anybody”

Seth Meyers: “You were a good student. I don’t know. Something tells me your report card was less A’s and more Easy D’s

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