Ducks eat like they're being fast-forwarded

shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

tumblr's great because i learned that a new resident evil game was coming out only because the lesbians on my dash all collectively went insane at once

Every horror game protag: *Meticulously goes through the dilapidated maze-like rooms and hallways of the Horror House, braving its murderous inhabitants and various traps, looking for puzzle pieces that’ll open all the locked doors which will lead even further into the house and to even more puzzle doors*

Me, if I were in the same situation:

Everyone finding out that there’s an 8 foot tall monster woman in the horror house:

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

I’ve always thought it’d be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like..didnt work

how covid hasn't sparked some kind of genuine sustainable revolt centred around healthcare being a human right and the inhumanity of capitalism is beyond me. instead people just walk around willingly spouting shit about saving the economy because they want to go out to eat and kill their grandparents while they're at it

Look at her lil face she’s just like “is this really for me??” It’s so cute I wanna cry

This is missing the very necessary follow up 

im gonna start cataclysm posting again actually

society if darius and lorna crowley had won the gilnean civil war and been the main characters instead of genn

nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.

Where’s the essay op

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

idk if this is relevant, sorry if im being annoying, but the creator of the orange-pink lesbian flag pretty much everyone uses is emily gwen and she's currently struggling with money, not helped because people often don't rly buy her merch with the design she created. she lives in my city so i can guarantee that the job search she's struggling with is ridiculous, it can take years of jobsearching to get a job and the price of rent and living here is too much to live off centrelink on. if u guys want to buy merch w the flag pls buy it from her if you can

Emily has been subjected to various lesbophobic smearing campaigns on Twitter accusing her through decontextualized bullshit, entirely made up bullshit, or even things in which she’s right (such as her not supporting the “bi lesbian” thing).

I have a feeling that part of the reason she hasn't received that much compensation for her own design while others have used it for monetary gain, has at least a little to do with that. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be. If you can, please support her.