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But what if this happened in Chamber of Secrets

Draco: so you think there's someone worse than Dumbledore?
Harry, polyjuiced as Goyle: uhh...Harry Potter...?
Draco: honestly Goyle, you two of all people should know how i feel about him
Draco: *flops back down on couch*
Draco: *mumbling* he's so smart, wonderful Potter with his scar and his broomstick and his stupidly perfect eyes and his stupidly messy hair that I want to run my hands through
Harry and Ron: what the fuck
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Sirius: OH MY GOD, EVANS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sirius: I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
Sirius: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
Sirius: IS EVERYTHING GOING SO FAST
Sirius: IT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY, I CAN'T HANDLE IT
Sirius: IT'S TOO SOON—
Lily: Sirius.
Sirius: I MEAN WE WERE AT HOGWARTS JUST A YEAR AGO
Sirius: I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. AND MOONY, LOOK AT MOONY, POOR THING, HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, LET ALONE A BABY
Lily: Sirius, do you know that—
Sirius: PACK YOUR THINGS, MOONY, WE ARE LEAVING
Lily: Sirius, you are aware of—
Sirius: YES, EXACTLY! MOONY IS A WEREWOLF, HE CAN'T DEAL WITH TINY LITTLE BREAKABLE THINGS AS BABIES
Lily: Sirius, you are not the father.
Sirius: WHAT YOU MEAN I'M NOT THE FATHER?
Sirius: IF IT BELONGS TO PRONGS, IT BELONGS TO ME
Sirius: IT'S ALL MY RESPONSIBILITY
Lily: How do you stand him?
James: He did exactly the same when I proposed to you.
Sirius: [Grabbing a horrified Remus Lupin and screaming in the background]
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