But do you think that Hogwarts’ professors gossip and ship the students? For example, what could have induced Dumbledore’s decision to make James Potter a head boy? My guess is that he shipped Jily so hard that he couldn’t help but force them to walk around through the dark corridors after midnight. And also I’m pretty sure McGonagall was the number one Wolfstar shipper. So she actually managed to put Remus and Sirius always in detention together especially in empty classrooms. And maybe there was a bet secretly going on and who the fuck Hermione Grange was going to date was the subject they were anxious to discuss after every reunion on the staff room. So they were all probably very confused when Cho Chang came up from nothing. And they almost freaked out when they found out that Hermione was still corresponding with Viktor Krum and shit got real when Lavender Brown was suddenly snogging Ronald Weasley around the castle. I guess McGonagall, who has a long experience with boys, caught something on Draco’s gazes at Harry Potter but Snape was profoundly disgusted about it and pointed out that Potter was actually drooling over Ginny Weasley and they all lost their shit when Ginny broke up with Dean Thomas. You can also imagine Umbridge there at some point understanding shit of what was going on. You can also consider Professor Remus Lupin startled when he heard about what the fuck is going on and he almost fainted when McGonagall asked him what he thinks about Drarry and, worse, that she is quite possible the responsible for him and Sirius Black had shagged in every empty room during almost three years. Just… Professors fangirling. You know it happened.
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