The mac and cheese haver

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

Happy Wolfenoot!

@kdinjenzen

One week until Wolfenoot, if anyone needs to get their preparations in order!

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

"trans man are allowed in the "no boys" treehouse! OwO"

Me: yeah I'm sure I will feel really safe and totally not misgendered up there (sarcasm)

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

hot garbage 👇

What are you talking about this is amazing

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

A story in 4 frames….

So… it was an accident XD

I accidentally had Prince kill GranMew cause I, apparently, shifted over to GranMew without realizing it.

Prince bit em and GranMew died in one shot with full health. Man did not hesitate.

We still beat the Mewtwo, but it was really funny at the time with me screaming apologies.

Sorry @xxtc-96xx ! I didn’t mean to kill your Grandmew XD

And a lil redesign of Prince and the Bug Type Tera.

Because of the Luvdisc, and TC being salty, please remember that Prince knocked out Grandmew at full health with a Tera Boosted Bug Bite.

never forgive, never forget

lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.

lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro

(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)

consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced

even more chocolate brands that were tested for heavy metals

imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.

that is lindt's defense here.

can she do that??

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing