xoxo

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

i was laying on my Fucking Cat

sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me

THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS

Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!

YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???

this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad

I love how he always puts out the best lines and then just goes "hehe do you like it? ☺️". Ugh shutting your mouth with my mouth.

A Tumblrclan logo for all of you lovely Tumblrclan cats out there! You can use this for whatever you want!

I was WAY ahead of everyone with the rent lowering gunshots btw.

My friend this post spent almost the first 10 years of its existence with 1 singular note

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

The way this lined up so many references I know feels like some bullet bending nonsense.

Haha babe ur so sexy~

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Touchscreens do not belong in cars

And gauges and dials should be gauges and dials, not screens

Door releases should have a direct mechanical link to a latch, not send an electronic signal to a servo

You should not have to have your phone alive to unlock your car

Most touchscreens have a temperature resistance of less than 40°C (104°F). They do not belong on cars, toasters, ovens and stoves, any kind of safety equipment, or any equipment that requires precision of operation to maintain safety. They do not belong anywhere near a working engine.

can you all tell me and be haters for a bit

It's so fucked up that the name "Jason" is like 6000 years old. I don't think they even had hoodies and basketball shorts back then...

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.